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January 20th 04, 09:27 PM
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OT Pirate Jokes
Why did the pirate go on vacation?
He needed some ARRRR and ARRRRR! _________ How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook? An arm and a leg. ___________________ What's a pirate's second favorite mode of transportation? a CARRRRRRR! __________________ What is piratophobia? Fear of a sunken chest. __________________ What has 8 arms and 8 legs? 8 pirates! ___________________ A pirate walks into a bar, with this enormous steering wheel stuck down his pants. The bartender can't help but ask, "What's with the steering wheel?" "Arrrgh!," the pirate answers, "it's drivin' me nuts." -- Wendy(watch this space for further updates) http://griffinsflight.com/Quilting/quilt1.htm de-fang email address to reply 
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January 20th 04, 10:21 PM
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___________________ A pirate walks into a bar, with this enormous steering wheel stuck down his pants. The bartender can't help but ask, "What's with the steering wheel?" "Arrrgh!," the pirate answers, "it's drivin' me nuts." You should share these with the guys who run International Talk like a Pirate Day...
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January 20th 04, 10:25 PM
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Where do you think I got them? Arrrr!
-- Wendy http://griffinsflight.com/Quilting/quilt1.htm de-fang email address to reply "AlenasMom" wrote in message ble.rogers.com... You should share these with the guys who run International Talk like a Pirate Day...
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January 20th 04, 10:57 PM
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Oh, so you pirated them. ;-)
hmmmmmm Early Happy Birthday to Frood... The most swashbuckling quilter of the group...say Arrrrrr Arrrrrr Arrrrrrrrrr!!!!! Diana -- Queen of FAQs Royal Peace Maker http://photos.yahoo.com/lunamom44 "frood" wrote in message . com... Where do you think I got them? Arrrr! -- Wendy http://griffinsflight.com/Quilting/quilt1.htm de-fang email address to reply "AlenasMom" wrote in message ble.rogers.com... You should share these with the guys who run International Talk like a Pirate Day...
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#5
January 21st 04, 12:09 AM
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AAAAAAARRRRGH! Thump! I ARRR on the floor... Fank oo! -- Kate XXXXXX Lady Catherine, Wardrobe Mistress of the Chocolate Buttons http://www.diceyhome.free-online.co.uk Click on Kate's Pages and explore!
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January 21st 04, 12:15 AM
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What is piratophobia? Fear of a sunken chest. ....which is exactly why I won't buy clothes by " Sag Harbor" .....harrrrrrrrrrrumph. chipper :P
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#7
January 21st 04, 12:45 AM
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"frood" wrote: Why did the pirate go on vacation? He needed some ARRRR and ARRRRR! _________ How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook? An arm and a leg. ___________________ What's a pirate's second favorite mode of transportation? a CARRRRRRR! __________________ What is piratophobia? Fear of a sunken chest. __________________ What has 8 arms and 8 legs? 8 pirates! ___________________ A pirate walks into a bar, with this enormous steering wheel stuck down his pants. The bartender can't help but ask, "What's with the steering wheel?" "Arrrgh!," the pirate answers, "it's drivin' me nuts." Groooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn!  -- Sandy in Henderson, near Las Vegas my ISP is earthlink.net -- put s-foster@ in front http://home.earthlink.net/~s-foster
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#8
January 21st 04, 02:26 AM
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LOL
I'll never look at my fave clothes the same again. -- LN in NH a crazy quilter * hand quilter * & hand appliquér all in all --- a very slow quilter.... So send quilts! http://photos.yahoo.com/lns_obsessed "Chipper" wrote in message . com... What is piratophobia? Fear of a sunken chest. ...which is exactly why I won't buy clothes by " Sag Harbor" ....harrrrrrrrrrrumph. chipper :P --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.551 / Virus Database: 343 - Release Date: 12/11/2003
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January 21st 04, 02:38 AM
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Why was it rated Arrrrr?
Because of all the booty! -- Wendy http://griffinsflight.com/Quilting/quilt1.htm De-Fang email address to reply "John A." wrote in message ... On Tue, 20 Jan 2004 21:27:29 GMT, "frood" wrote: [several pirate jokes] Why couldn't the little pirate get into the movie? It was rated arrrrrrrrr! (Our little niece told us that one.) JA
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#10
January 21st 04, 03:26 AM
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LOL!
Christina frood wrote: Why was it rated Arrrrr? Because of all the booty!
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