OT - women over 60

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As I grow in age, I value women over 60 most of all. Here are just nine
reasons why:
1. A woman over 60 will never wake you in the middle of the night and
ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
2. If a woman over 60 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's
usually more interesting.
3. Women over 60 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match
with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of
course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they
think they can get away with it.
4. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know
what it's like to be unappreciated.
5. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins
to a woman over 60.
6. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 60 is far sexier
than her younger counterpart.
7. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off
if you are a jerk or if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to
wonder where you stand with her.
8. Yes, we praise women over 60 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
well-coiffed, hot woman over 60, there is a bald, paunchy relic in
yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
9. Here's an update for all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when
you can get the milk for free?" Nowadays 80% of women are against
marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire
pig just to get a little sausage!

Oh, Bruce! What a great way to greet my afternoon. Charming. Simply
charming.

Dianne

On 9/22/2010 8:18 AM, Bruce Fletcher wrote:
(seen on an email list)
As I grow in age, I value women over 60 most of all. Here are just nine
reasons why:
1. A woman over 60 will never wake you in the middle of the night and
ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
2. If a woman over 60 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's
usually more interesting.
3. Women over 60 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with
you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course,
if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they
can get away with it.
4. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know
what it's like to be unappreciated.
5. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to
a woman over 60.
6. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 60 is far sexier
than her younger counterpart.
7. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if
you are a jerk or if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to
wonder where you stand with her.
8. Yes, we praise women over 60 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
well-coiffed, hot woman over 60, there is a bald, paunchy relic in
yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
9. Here's an update for all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you
can get the milk for free?" Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to
get a little sausage!