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Old July 16th 06, 08:58 PM posted to rec.crafts.glass
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Moonraker wrote:

some imaginary nonsense in which he had a job

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Old July 16th 06, 09:00 PM posted to rec.crafts.glass
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Moonraker wrote:

nitwit, no-talent beadmaker


Oooh ten more points!

I hope I can trade these in for a toaster oven.

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Old July 17th 06, 02:53 AM posted to rec.crafts.glass
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"Kalera" wrote in message
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Moonraker wrote:

nitwit, no-talent beadmaker


Oooh ten more points!

I hope I can trade these in for a toaster oven.


I always thought beadmaking was akin to roasting marshmallows. It takes no
particular skill or intelligence to impale something on a skewer and twirl
it around in the flame. And whatever comes out is either allegedly edible
or "art".

You wouldn't be competent to operate a toaster oven, even if you had one.
Nitwit, no-talent beadmaker.


  #35  
Old July 17th 06, 03:10 AM posted to rec.crafts.glass
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"Kalera" wrote in message
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Moonraker wrote:

some imaginary nonsense in which he had a job


I'm surprised that somebody hasn't slapped you so hard that your sister's
menstrual cycle shifted about a week.

I've got a Cocker Spaniel laying at my feet that has more talent than you
do. Could I send you one of Wheeler's designer turds? A little glittery
spray paint here and there and it'd look just like one of your beads.

Clueless nitwit, no-talent beadmaker that you are.



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Old July 17th 06, 05:47 AM posted to rec.crafts.glass
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Moonraker wrote:

I'm surprised that somebody hasn't slapped you so hard that your sister's
menstrual cycle shifted about a week.


Somehow I'm not surprised that you fantasize about violence, given your
typical mindless misogyny.

I've got a Cocker Spaniel laying at my feet that has more talent than you
do. Could I send you one of Wheeler's designer turds? A little glittery
spray paint here and there and it'd look just like one of your beads.


Is that your other hobby besides repairing glue-chip windows?

Clueless nitwit, no-talent beadmaker that you are.


Sweet, I'm glad you're maintaining your ability to repeat this
endlessly, it's so original it'd be a shame to let it go.


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Old July 17th 06, 05:51 AM posted to rec.crafts.glass
Kalera
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Moonraker wrote:

I always thought beadmaking was akin to roasting marshmallows. It takes no
particular skill or intelligence to impale something on a skewer and twirl
it around in the flame. And whatever comes out is either allegedly edible
or "art".


Sounds like somebody has a nasty case of sour grapes... listen, it's
OK... not everybody can be that coordinated, and I think everyone
understands that hot glass and flame can be intimidating to little old
guys like you.

You wouldn't be competent to operate a toaster oven, even if you had one.


I was going to give it to you, so you'd have something besides a can of
Sterno to cook with.

Nitwit, no-talent beadmaker.


Keep 'em coming, I never get tired of your cunning wit!



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-Kalera
http://www.beadwife.com
http://www.bridgetownglass.com
On eBay: http://www.snurl.com/1sfe
  #39  
Old July 17th 06, 07:36 AM posted to rec.crafts.glass
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TOP POSTING....yeah, deal with it..

hey, you guys are the BEST show in town!!
this is getting really amusing!!

you beadies...i love your work and i think you're damned talented...
the guys are just suffering from a bit of middle-age male menopause
(mental-pause)...

they'll get over it...

what do they know about beads anyway...their one and only dingle-dangle
ain't much to look at...but they don't want to take anyone's attention
away
from it...

now if THAT appendage could be beaded, well, i'm sure they'd be your
best
customers.

hmmm...now there's a thought!

ar.



Kalera wrote:
Moonraker wrote:

I always thought beadmaking was akin to roasting marshmallows. It takes no
particular skill or intelligence to impale something on a skewer and twirl
it around in the flame. And whatever comes out is either allegedly edible
or "art".


Sounds like somebody has a nasty case of sour grapes... listen, it's
OK... not everybody can be that coordinated, and I think everyone
understands that hot glass and flame can be intimidating to little old
guys like you.

You wouldn't be competent to operate a toaster oven, even if you had one.


I was going to give it to you, so you'd have something besides a can of
Sterno to cook with.

Nitwit, no-talent beadmaker.


Keep 'em coming, I never get tired of your cunning wit!



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-Kalera
http://www.beadwife.com
http://www.bridgetownglass.com
On eBay: http://www.snurl.com/1sfe


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Old July 17th 06, 11:43 PM posted to rec.crafts.glass
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"Kalera" wrote in message Sounds like somebody
has a nasty case of sour grapes... listen, it's
OK... not everybody can be that coordinated, and I think everyone
understands that hot glass and flame can be intimidating to little old
guys like you.


I'd like to see you cut some 1/4" plate and stand in front of a Denver
Studio Beveler and make anything salable. If you had any brains or talent
you'd be doing something useful instead of adorning street whores with
tawdry hunks of ugly melted glass.

You wouldn't make a wart on a glass artist's ass.

BTW, the dog just took a dump in the back yard. Looks just like some of
your beadwork.


 




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