Days Of The Week

Hey All;

I'm trying to find someone who may be able to sew days of the week on
nylon panties. I seen them but can't find out anyone who can do it.
And no, I don't sew.

Thanks

TB

wrote:
Hey All;

I'm trying to find someone who may be able to sew days of the week on
nylon panties. I seen them but can't find out anyone who can do it.
And no, I don't sew.

Thanks

TB

GUFFAW!!!!! Didn't your Mummy teach you always to wear cotton???

You should be ashamed of yourself
a) for not wearing cotton knickers
b) for not knowing how to sew
c) for not knowing what day it is
d) for thinking the people here came down in the last shower.

Now, the first thing you must do is Google 'Thrush' and 'Candida' (and
probably, more appropriately, 'Jock Itch') for good reasons to eschew
your nylon knickers.

The second thing you must do is purchase a packet of needles and some
thread. Google 'basic hand sewing' and use the brain you were given to
copy what the pictures show. Look and Learn!

Thirdly, look at the extreme bottom right-hand corner of your screen
(use a magnifying glass if you have to) and run your mouse over the
numbers. This will tell you what day it is.

Fourthly, wash your knickers out every day and you won't need to do any
of the above. You'll have a plethora of knickers to play with, that
nasty itchy sensation Down Below will have gone and you'll be much
happier all round. Honest! ;-D

Indeed, if you trot along to the knicker-shop and buy fourteen pairs of
fresh, new *COTTON* knickers, you won't have a problem ever again and
you won't need to come back here and give me an excuse to play Silly
Buggers for ten minutes while the spin cycle's on.

Fair bl**dy dinkum!

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Trish {|:-} Newcastle, NSW, Australia

"Trish Brown" wrote in message
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wrote:
Hey All;

I'm trying to find someone who may be able to sew days of the week on
nylon panties. I seen them but can't find out anyone who can do it.
And no, I don't sew.

Thanks

TB

GUFFAW!!!!! Didn't your Mummy teach you always to wear cotton???

You should be ashamed of yourself
a) for not wearing cotton knickers
b) for not knowing how to sew
c) for not knowing what day it is
d) for thinking the people here came down in the last shower.

Now, the first thing you must do is Google 'Thrush' and 'Candida' (and
probably, more appropriately, 'Jock Itch') for good reasons to eschew your
nylon knickers.

The second thing you must do is purchase a packet of needles and some
thread. Google 'basic hand sewing' and use the brain you were given to
copy what the pictures show. Look and Learn!

Thirdly, look at the extreme bottom right-hand corner of your screen (use
a magnifying glass if you have to) and run your mouse over the numbers.
This will tell you what day it is.

Fourthly, wash your knickers out every day and you won't need to do any of
the above. You'll have a plethora of knickers to play with, that nasty
itchy sensation Down Below will have gone and you'll be much happier all
round. Honest! ;-D

Indeed, if you trot along to the knicker-shop and buy fourteen pairs of
fresh, new *COTTON* knickers, you won't have a problem ever again and you
won't need to come back here and give me an excuse to play Silly Buggers
for ten minutes while the spin cycle's on.

Fair bl**dy dinkum!

--
Trish {|:-} Newcastle, NSW, Australia

I noticed the question was signed TB so I thought it was you asking, Trish!
r/d/h

Mavia

Trish Brown wrote:

Indeed, if you trot along to the knicker-shop and buy fourteen pairs of
fresh, new *COTTON* knickers, you won't have a problem ever again

ROFLMAO!


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On Jan 22, 4:06*am, Trish Brown wrote:
wrote:
Hey All;

I'm trying to find someone who may be able to sew days of the week on
nylon panties. I seen them but can't find out anyone who can do it.
And no, I don't sew.

Thanks

TB

GUFFAW!!!!! Didn't your Mummy teach you always to wear cotton???

You should be ashamed of yourself
a) for not wearing cotton knickers
b) for not knowing how to sew
c) for not knowing what day it is
d) for thinking the people here came down in the last shower.

Now, the first thing you must do is Google 'Thrush' and 'Candida' (and
probably, more appropriately, 'Jock Itch') for good reasons to eschew
your nylon knickers.

The second thing you must do is purchase a packet of needles and some
thread. Google 'basic hand sewing' and use the brain you were given to
copy what the pictures show. Look and Learn!

Thirdly, look at the extreme bottom right-hand corner of your screen
(use a magnifying glass if you have to) and run your mouse over the
numbers. This will tell you what day it is.

Fourthly, wash your knickers out every day and you won't need to do any
of the above. You'll have a plethora of knickers to play with, that
nasty itchy sensation Down Below will have gone and you'll be much
happier all round. Honest! ;-D

Indeed, if you trot along to the knicker-shop and buy fourteen pairs of
fresh, new *COTTON* knickers, you won't have a problem ever again and
you won't need to come back here and give me an excuse to play Silly
Buggers for ten minutes while the spin cycle's on.

Fair bl**dy dinkum!

--
Trish {|:-} Newcastle, NSW, Australia

Well Trish , this request idea looked much better than the panties i
once saw in a shop [in an European country ] which had January,
February, March etc..... on them ,,,,,[ and yes it was a pack of
12]......
mirjam

On Jan 22, 12:07 am, wrote:
On Jan 22, 4:06 am, Trish Brown wrote:



wrote:
Hey All;

I'm trying to find someone who may be able to sew days of the week on
nylon panties. I seen them but can't find out anyone who can do it.
And no, I don't sew.

Thanks

TB

GUFFAW!!!!! Didn't your Mummy teach you always to wear cotton???

You should be ashamed of yourself
a) for not wearing cotton knickers
b) for not knowing how to sew
c) for not knowing what day it is
d) for thinking the people here came down in the last shower.

Now, the first thing you must do is Google 'Thrush' and 'Candida' (and
probably, more appropriately, 'Jock Itch') for good reasons to eschew
your nylon knickers.

The second thing you must do is purchase a packet of needles and some
thread. Google 'basic hand sewing' and use the brain you were given to
copy what the pictures show. Look and Learn!

Thirdly, look at the extreme bottom right-hand corner of your screen
(use a magnifying glass if you have to) and run your mouse over the
numbers. This will tell you what day it is.

Fourthly, wash your knickers out every day and you won't need to do any
of the above. You'll have a plethora of knickers to play with, that
nasty itchy sensation Down Below will have gone and you'll be much
happier all round. Honest! ;-D

Indeed, if you trot along to the knicker-shop and buy fourteen pairs of
fresh, new *COTTON* knickers, you won't have a problem ever again and
you won't need to come back here and give me an excuse to play Silly
Buggers for ten minutes while the spin cycle's on.

Fair bl**dy dinkum!

--
Trish {|:-} Newcastle, NSW, Australia

Well Trish , this request idea looked much better than the panties i
once saw in a shop [in an European country ] which had January,
February, March etc..... on them ,,,,,[ and yes it was a pack of
12]......
mirjam

YIKES!

Naomah

Mavia Beaulieu wrote:

I noticed the question was signed TB so I thought it was you asking, Trish!
r/d/h

Mavia



*Ma*viaaaa!!! I've known how to sew since I was four! =:-0

--
Trish {|:-} Newcastle, NSW, Australia

On Jan 22, 7:28*am, Naomah wrote:
On Jan 22, 12:07 am, wrote:





On Jan 22, 4:06 am, Trish Brown wrote:

wrote:
Hey All;

I'm trying to find someone who may be able to sew days of the week on
nylon panties. I seen them but can't find out anyone who can do it.
And no, I don't sew.

Thanks

TB

GUFFAW!!!!! Didn't your Mummy teach you always to wear cotton???

You should be ashamed of yourself
a) for not wearing cotton knickers
b) for not knowing how to sew
c) for not knowing what day it is
d) for thinking the people here came down in the last shower.

Now, the first thing you must do is Google 'Thrush' and 'Candida' (and
probably, more appropriately, 'Jock Itch') for good reasons to eschew
your nylon knickers.

The second thing you must do is purchase a packet of needles and some
thread. Google 'basic hand sewing' and use the brain you were given to
copy what the pictures show. Look and Learn!

Thirdly, look at the extreme bottom right-hand corner of your screen
(use a magnifying glass if you have to) and run your mouse over the
numbers. This will tell you what day it is.

Fourthly, wash your knickers out every day and you won't need to do any
of the above. You'll have a plethora of knickers to play with, that
nasty itchy sensation Down Below will have gone and you'll be much
happier all round. Honest! ;-D

Indeed, if you trot along to the knicker-shop and buy fourteen pairs of
fresh, new *COTTON* knickers, you won't have a problem ever again and
you won't need to come back here and give me an excuse to play Silly
Buggers for ten minutes while the spin cycle's on.

Fair bl**dy dinkum!

--
Trish {|:-} Newcastle, NSW, Australia

Well Trish , this request idea looked much better than the panties i
once saw in a shop [in an European country ] which had January,
February, * March etc..... on them ,,,,,[ and yes it was a pack of
12]......
mirjam

YIKES!

Naomah- Hide quoted text -

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I thought it was a bad taste [ or rather smell] joke ,,,
But of course one doesn`t need to follow all written
stuff ,,,, ::::
mirjam

On Jan 21, 2:42*pm, wrote:
Hey All;

I'm trying to find someone who may be able to sew days of the week on
nylon panties. I seen them but can't find out anyone who can do it.
And no, I don't sew.

Thanks

TB

Gosh, a person asks a simple, honest question and ends up with a bunch
of vituperation. Very neighborly of you all.

TB

wrote:

Gosh, a person asks a simple, honest question and ends up with a bunch
of vituperation. Very neighborly of you all.

And here I thought it was stand-up comedy, especially the part about the
"month-of-the-year panties."

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