Needle mishap

My hand accidently slipped whilst I was doing some needlework, and the
needle speared my penis.

What can I do to resolve the aforementioned situation?

"Lucretia Borgia" wrote in message
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My hand accidently slipped whilst I was doing some needlework, and the
needle speared my penis.

What can I do to resolve the aforementioned situation?

Take a few back stitches, tie the thread off with a knot, then start
stitching your fingers together so you can't use your keyboard.


Good answer, Lucretia.

In article . com,
says...
My hand accidently slipped whilst I was doing some needlework, and the
needle speared my penis.

What can I do to resolve the aforementioned situation?




Get to a neurosurgeon and check for brain damage.
And stop playing with sharp pointy things.

EJ

"Classix" wrote in message
ups.com...
My hand accidently slipped whilst I was doing some needlework, and the
needle speared my penis.

What can I do to resolve the aforementioned situation?

Stop being a prick!

Pat P

Good one Pat ... I was going to suggest he sit on it and rotate!!!! :-))

Sharon (N.B.)
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"Pat EAXStitch" wrote in message
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"Classix" wrote in message
ups.com...
My hand accidently slipped whilst I was doing some needlework, and the
needle speared my penis.

What can I do to resolve the aforementioned situation?

Stop being a prick!

Pat P

My hand accidently slipped whilst I was doing some needlework, and the
needle speared my penis.

What can I do to resolve the aforementioned situation?



Just leave it.
Or dip in strong disinfectant :-)

I suggest you switch to 28 cont mesh and use your prick instead of the
needle. You obviously have one that is sized appropriately for that
endeavor.

"John Taylor" wrote in message
oups.com...
I suggest you switch to 28 cont mesh and use your prick instead of the
needle. You obviously have one that is sized appropriately for that
endeavor.


So that's the definition of "pin-headed."
--
Carey in MA
(giggling behind her hand.....)

On 4/16/05 3:37 PM, in article ,
"Stitcher" wrote:

On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 18:47:57 GMT, "Pat EAXStitch"
wrote:


"Classix" wrote in message
ups.com...
My hand accidently slipped whilst I was doing some needlework, and the
needle speared my penis.

What can I do to resolve the aforementioned situation?

Stop being a prick!

Pat P



That is definitely the last time I drink tea and read this news group.
LOL!
Ruby


Why???? (innocently asked!)

C

On 16 Apr 2005 05:41:59 -0700, "Classix"
spewed forth :

My hand accidently slipped whilst I was doing some needlework, and the
needle speared my penis.

What can I do to resolve the aforementioned situation?


Cut it off.