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Absolutely OT and only the Aussies will understand it all
Facts about Orstray'ya!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The bigger the hat, the smaller the farm. The shorter the nickname, the more they like you. Whether it's the opening of Parliament, or the launch of a new art gallery, there is no Australian event that cannot be improved by a sausage sizzle. If the guy next to you is swearing like a wharfie he's probably a media billionaire. Or, on the other hand, he could be a wharfie. There is no food that cannot be improved by the application of tomato sauce (theoretically speaking). On the beach, all Australians hide their keys and wallets by placing them inside their sandshoes. No thief has ever worked this out. All our best heroes are losers. The alpha male in any group is he who takes the barbecue tongs from the hands of the host and blithely begins turning the snags. It's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to hold. Historians believe the widespread use of the word "mate" can be traced to the harsh conditions on the Australian frontier in the late 1800s, and the development of a code of mutual aid, or "mateship". Alternatively, Australians may just be really hopeless with names. The wise man chooses a partner who is attractive not only to himself, but also to the mosquitoes. If it can't be fixed with pantyhose and fencing wire, then it's not worth fixing. The most popular and widely praised family in any street is the one that has the swimming pool. It's considered better to be 'down on your luck' than 'up yourself'. The phrase "we've got a great lifestyle" means everyone in the family drinks too much. If invited to a party, you should take cheap red wine and then spend all night drinking the host's beer. (Don't worry, he will have catered for it). If there's any sort of free event, or party, within a hundred kilometres, you'd be a mug not to go. The phrase "a simple picnic" is not known. You should take everything you own. If you don't need to make three trips back to the car, then you're not trying. The tarred road always ends just after the house of the local mayor. On picnics, the esky is always too small, creating a food-versus-alcohol battle that can only ever be resolved by leaving the salad or bread rolls at home. When on a country holiday, the neon sign advertising the motel's pool will always be slightly larger than the pool itself. The men are tough, but the women can be tougher. The chief test of personal strength is one's ability to install a beach umbrella in high winds. There comes a time in every Australian's life when he/she realises that the Aerogard is worse than the flies. -- Cheryl & the Cats in OZ o o o o ( Y ) ( Y ) Boofhead Donut http://community.webshots.com/user/witchofthewest catsatararatATyahooDOTcomDOTau |
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Absolutely OT and only the Aussies will understand it all
How true Cheryl, but just a couple of personal alterations.....
The alpha male in any group is he who takes the barbecue tongs from the hands of the host and blithely begins turning the snags. If Roger is attending it is *always* his job. If it can't be fixed with pantyhose and fencing wire, then it's not worth fixing. These days it seems to be cable ties and electrical/ gaffa tape. Dee in Oz |
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Absolutely OT and only the Aussies will understand it all
Gaffa tape - aka "instant air frame" to those in the
RAAF! -- Cheryl & the Cats in OZ o o o o ( Y ) ( Y ) Boofhead Donut http://community.webshots.com/user/witchofthewest catsatararatATyahooDOTcomDOTau "Dee in Oz" wrote in message ups.com... : How true Cheryl, but just a couple of personal alterations..... : : The alpha male in any group is he who takes the barbecue : tongs from the : hands of the host and blithely begins turning the snags. : If Roger is attending it is *always* his job. : : If it can't be fixed with pantyhose and fencing wire, then : it's not worth : fixing. : These days it seems to be cable ties and electrical/ gaffa tape. : : : Dee in Oz : : : |
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Absolutely OT and only the Aussies will understand it all
I totally agree.
-- Di Maloney Please remove 1 from email address to reply direct. "CATS" wrote in message ... | Facts about Orstray'ya! | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | | The bigger the hat, the smaller the farm. | | The shorter the nickname, the more they like you. | | Whether it's the opening of Parliament, or the launch of a | new art gallery, | there is no Australian event that cannot be improved by a | sausage sizzle. | | If the guy next to you is swearing like a wharfie he's | probably a media | billionaire. Or, on the other hand, he could be a wharfie. | | There is no food that cannot be improved by the application | of tomato sauce | (theoretically speaking). | | On the beach, all Australians hide their keys and wallets by | placing them | inside their sandshoes. No thief has ever worked this out. | | All our best heroes are losers. | | The alpha male in any group is he who takes the barbecue | tongs from the | hands of the host and blithely begins turning the snags. | | It's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to hold. | | Historians believe the widespread use of the word "mate" can | be traced to | the harsh conditions on the Australian frontier in the late | 1800s, and the | development of a code of mutual aid, or "mateship". | Alternatively, | Australians may just be really hopeless with names. | | The wise man chooses a partner who is attractive not only to | himself, but | also to the mosquitoes. | | If it can't be fixed with pantyhose and fencing wire, then | it's not worth | fixing. | | The most popular and widely praised family in any street is | the one that | has the swimming pool. | | It's considered better to be 'down on your luck' than 'up | yourself'. | | The phrase "we've got a great lifestyle" means everyone in | the family drinks | too much. | | If invited to a party, you should take cheap red wine and | then spend all | night drinking the host's beer. (Don't worry, he will have | catered for it). | | If there's any sort of free event, or party, within a | hundred kilometres, | you'd be a mug not to go. | | The phrase "a simple picnic" is not known. You should take | everything you | own. If you don't need to make three trips back to the car, | then you're not | trying. | | The tarred road always ends just after the house of the | local mayor. | | On picnics, the esky is always too small, creating a | food-versus-alcohol | battle that can only ever be resolved by leaving the salad | or bread rolls at | home. | | When on a country holiday, the neon sign advertising the | motel's pool will | always be slightly larger than the pool itself. | | The men are tough, but the women can be tougher. | | The chief test of personal strength is one's ability to | install a beach | umbrella in high winds. | | There comes a time in every Australian's life when he/she | realises that the | Aerogard is worse than the flies. | | -- | | Cheryl & the Cats in OZ | o o o o | ( Y ) ( Y ) | Boofhead Donut | http://community.webshots.com/user/witchofthewest | catsatararatATyahooDOTcomDOTau | | | |
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Absolutely OT and only the Aussies will understand it all
Thanks, Cheryl, those were great! You know, they would apply quite nicely
to Minnesota, too. Especially the one about a partner who is attractive to mosquitoes! I might add that the saying in Minnesota is, "If you can't fix it with baling wire/twine, duct tape or WD-40, it's not worth owning." My late, lamented and dearly loved father was a mechanic who worked on all the cop cars in our home county but never had time to fix his own cars. The local Hiway Patrolman stopped him once for a taillight that was out, and when he reached the car he said, "@(#*$^, McCarty, you're a mechanic! Can't you at least hang a lantern on it?" Thanks again for the laughs! -- Carolyn in The Old Pueblo If it ain't broke, you're not trying. --Red Green If it ain't broke, it ain't mine. --Carolyn McCarty If at first you don't succeed, switch to power tools. --Red Green If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer. --Carolyn McCarty "CATS" wrote in message ... Facts about Orstray'ya! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The bigger the hat, the smaller the farm. The shorter the nickname, the more they like you. Whether it's the opening of Parliament, or the launch of a new art gallery, there is no Australian event that cannot be improved by a sausage sizzle. If the guy next to you is swearing like a wharfie he's probably a media billionaire. Or, on the other hand, he could be a wharfie. There is no food that cannot be improved by the application of tomato sauce (theoretically speaking). On the beach, all Australians hide their keys and wallets by placing them inside their sandshoes. No thief has ever worked this out. All our best heroes are losers. The alpha male in any group is he who takes the barbecue tongs from the hands of the host and blithely begins turning the snags. It's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to hold. Historians believe the widespread use of the word "mate" can be traced to the harsh conditions on the Australian frontier in the late 1800s, and the development of a code of mutual aid, or "mateship". Alternatively, Australians may just be really hopeless with names. The wise man chooses a partner who is attractive not only to himself, but also to the mosquitoes. If it can't be fixed with pantyhose and fencing wire, then it's not worth fixing. The most popular and widely praised family in any street is the one that has the swimming pool. It's considered better to be 'down on your luck' than 'up yourself'. The phrase "we've got a great lifestyle" means everyone in the family drinks too much. If invited to a party, you should take cheap red wine and then spend all night drinking the host's beer. (Don't worry, he will have catered for it). If there's any sort of free event, or party, within a hundred kilometres, you'd be a mug not to go. The phrase "a simple picnic" is not known. You should take everything you own. If you don't need to make three trips back to the car, then you're not trying. The tarred road always ends just after the house of the local mayor. On picnics, the esky is always too small, creating a food-versus-alcohol battle that can only ever be resolved by leaving the salad or bread rolls at home. When on a country holiday, the neon sign advertising the motel's pool will always be slightly larger than the pool itself. The men are tough, but the women can be tougher. The chief test of personal strength is one's ability to install a beach umbrella in high winds. There comes a time in every Australian's life when he/she realises that the Aerogard is worse than the flies. -- Cheryl & the Cats in OZ o o o o ( Y ) ( Y ) Boofhead Donut http://community.webshots.com/user/witchofthewest catsatararatATyahooDOTcomDOTau |
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Absolutely OT and only the Aussies will understand it all
On Fri, 23 Feb 2007 17:05:03 -0600, CATS wrote
(in article ): On the beach, all Australians hide their keys and wallets by placing them inside their sandshoes. No thief has ever worked this out. Works in "Merica too. Everyone in the Midwest hides their keys in their shoes. The alpha male in any group is he who takes the barbecue tongs from the hands of the host and blithely begins turning the snags. I don't know what a "snag" is, but I can understand the alpha male part. In the midwest its the guy with the tongs turning the brats. If it can't be fixed with pantyhose and fencing wire, then it's not worth fixing. And here I thought it was duct tape. :-) The most popular and widely praised family in any street is the one that has the swimming pool. Same here. The tarred road always ends just after the house of the local mayor. The plowed road is always the one the mayor lives on. The men are tough, but the women can be tougher. In at least Lake Woebegon, the women are strong, the men are good looking, and all the children are above-average. Maureen |
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Absolutely OT and only the Aussies will understand it all
brats = sausages = snags
-- Cheryl & the Cats in OZ o o o o ( Y ) ( Y ) Boofhead Donut http://community.webshots.com/user/witchofthewest catsatararatATyahooDOTcomDOTau "Maureen Wozniak" wrote in message lobal.net... : On Fri, 23 Feb 2007 17:05:03 -0600, CATS wrote : (in article ): : : : : On the beach, all Australians hide their keys and wallets by : placing them : inside their sandshoes. No thief has ever worked this out. : : Works in "Merica too. Everyone in the Midwest hides their keys in their : shoes. : : : The alpha male in any group is he who takes the barbecue : tongs from the : hands of the host and blithely begins turning the snags. : : I don't know what a "snag" is, but I can understand the alpha male part. In : the midwest its the guy with the tongs turning the brats. : : : : If it can't be fixed with pantyhose and fencing wire, then : it's not worth : fixing. : : And here I thought it was duct tape. :-) : : The most popular and widely praised family in any street is : the one that : has the swimming pool. : : Same here. : : : : The tarred road always ends just after the house of the : local mayor. : : The plowed road is always the one the mayor lives on. : : : : The men are tough, but the women can be tougher. : : In at least Lake Woebegon, the women are strong, the men are good looking, : and all the children are above-average. : : : : : Maureen : |
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Absolutely OT and only the Aussies will understand it all
You only need two items in your tool box -- duct tape and WD-40. If it
moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. If it should move but doesn't, use WD-40. Julia in MN Carolyn McCarty wrote: I might add that the saying in Minnesota is, "If you can't fix it with baling wire/twine, duct tape or WD-40, it's not worth owning." -- This message has been scanned for viruses by Norton Anti-Virus http://webpages.charter.net/jaccola/ |
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Absolutely OT and only the Aussies will understand itall
At least in Oklahoma, the baling wire is to keep its butt from dragging on
the ground. Whatever's butt. (though usually a vehicle muffler....) --pig On 2/23/07 21:59, in article , "Julia in MN" wrote: You only need two items in your tool box -- duct tape and WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. If it should move but doesn't, use WD-40. Julia in MN Carolyn McCarty wrote: I might add that the saying in Minnesota is, "If you can't fix it with baling wire/twine, duct tape or WD-40, it's not worth owning." |
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Absolutely OT and only the Aussies will understand it all
Here on the farm in Idaho, if it can't be fixed with baling twine or duck
tape, it's not worth fixing. That's the first items my DH packs anytime we're going anyplace! Donna in Idaho If it can't be fixed with pantyhose and fencing wire, then it's not worth fixing. Cheryl & the Cats in OZ o o o o ( Y ) ( Y ) Boofhead Donut http://community.webshots.com/user/witchofthewest catsatararatATyahooDOTcomDOTau |
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