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OT - the devil made me send this!
sorry folks...this caught my eye and tickled my sense of humor this
early in the day and wanted to share it with you especially when i saw the part about 'electricians'... arlene Five Surgeons Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would." But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable. |
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OT - the devil made me send this!
If you EVER want help again, you won't get this kind of crap started here,
there are other places for it, usually in the forwad message file on your computer. |
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OT - the devil made me send this!
wrote in message ups.com... sorry folks...this caught my eye and tickled my sense of humor this early in the day and wanted to share it with you especially when i saw the part about 'electricians'... arlene Five Surgeons Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would." But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable. It would have been on-topic if you'd substituted "Politicians" with "Guys like Dennis Brady". And damned accurate, too. |
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OT - the devil made me send this!
wrote in message oups.com... Javahut wrote: If you EVER want help again, you won't get this kind of crap started here, there are other places for it, usually in the forwad message file on your computer. I'm curious Javahut...do you speak for everyone on this list or just yourself??? strange that you tolerated that outburst a few days ago against someone new to the list that did absolutely no wrong but happened to have an 'arabic sounding name'... we need to get our priorities straight, i think. and lighten up...there's enough misery in the world... You called it, up to you. |
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OT - the devil made me send this!
a little humor is good, keep it up as this group needs it
"Moonraker" wrote in message ... wrote in message ups.com... sorry folks...this caught my eye and tickled my sense of humor this early in the day and wanted to share it with you especially when i saw the part about 'electricians'... arlene Five Surgeons Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would." But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable. It would have been on-topic if you'd substituted "Politicians" with "Guys like Dennis Brady". And damned accurate, too. |
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OT - the devil made me send this!
"Mike Beede" wrote in message ... In article .com, wrote: Javahut wrote: If you EVER want help again, you won't get this kind of crap started here, there are other places for it, usually in the forwad message file on your computer. I'm curious Javahut...do you speak for everyone on this list or just yourself??? I'm afraid I agree. If you have to start the subject with "OT," you should just find another group where it is "on topic." So let's say in this case he probably speaks for a large number of people in the group (though they wouldn't all phrase it quite so directly). Mike Beede ahhh who cares... this NG is pretty quiet. -- JK Sinrod www.sinrodstudios.com www.MyConeyIslandMemories.com |
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