OT a new age (funny)

OFF TOPIC, Put Beverages Down!

You know this is a new age when:

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends
and family is that they
don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after a long day at work you still
answer the phone in a
business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally
dial "9" to get an
outside line.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell
phone to see if anyone
is home.

13. Every commercial on television has a web site at
the bottom of the screen.

14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which
you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a
cause for panic and you turn
around to go and get it.

15. You get up in the morning and go online before
getting your coffee.

16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing

18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going
to forward this
message.

19. You are too busy to notice there was no # 8, 9 ,10
or 11 on this list.

20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there
wasn't a # 8, 9 ,10 or 11 on this list. You actually
believe there is no #10.

AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING at yourself.

Pat, GET OUT OF MY HEAD! ;-)

--
Kathy A. (Woodland, CA)
Queen of Fabric Tramps
http://www.kayneyquilting.com ,
remove the obvious to reply


"Pat in Virginia" wrote in message
news:XWdHd.11855$Tf5.7290@lakeread03...
OFF TOPIC, Put Beverages Down!

You know this is a new age when:

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they
don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a
business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an
outside line.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone
is home.

13. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
screen.

14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and
you turn
around to go and get it.

15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing

18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.

19. You are too busy to notice there was no # 8, 9 ,10 or 11 on this
list.

20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a # 8, 9 ,10
or 11 on this list. You actually believe there is no #10.

AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING at yourself.

Kathy Applebaum wrote:

Pat, GET OUT OF MY HEAD! ;-)

Getting crowded in here...

--
Kate XXXXXX
Lady Catherine, Wardrobe Mistress of the Chocolate Buttons
http://www.diceyhome.free-online.co.uk
Click on Kate's Pages and explore!

ooooh you got me...especially the not noticing the missing numbers and
scrolling back....I just assumed it was becausse I speed read and what
not (not to mention my own level of ADHD)...sheesh!!

Larisa

Pat in Virginia wrote:
OFF TOPIC, Put Beverages Down!

You know this is a new age when:

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they
don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a
business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an
outside line.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone
is home.

13. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
screen.

14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and
you turn
around to go and get it.

15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing

18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.

19. You are too busy to notice there was no # 8, 9 ,10 or 11 on this
list.

20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a # 8, 9
,10 or 11 on this list. You actually believe there is no #10.

AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING at yourself.

Excellent! Forwarding to several friends. Thanks, Pat!

--
Carolyn in The Old Pueblo

If it ain't broke, you aren't trying. --Red Green
If it ain't broke, it ain't mine. --Carolyn McCarty

If at first you don't succeed, switch to power tools --Red Green
If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer. --Carolyn McCarty

"Pat in Virginia" wrote in message
news:XWdHd.11855$Tf5.7290@lakeread03...
OFF TOPIC, Put Beverages Down!

You know this is a new age when:

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they
don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a
business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an
outside line.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone
is home.

13. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
screen.

14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and
you turn
around to go and get it.

15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing

18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.

19. You are too busy to notice there was no # 8, 9 ,10 or 11 on this
list.

20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a # 8, 9 ,10
or 11 on this list. You actually believe there is no #10.

AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING at yourself.