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Old September 2nd 04, 09:18 PM
KJ
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A Polish immigrant goes to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. He has
to take an eyesight test.

The optician shows him a card with the letters

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z'

"Can you read this?" the optician asks.

"Read it?" the Polish guy replies, "I know the guy."

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Old September 3rd 04, 03:51 PM
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LOL! At last, a Polish joke that really is.
Roberta in D

"KJ" wrote in message
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A Polish immigrant goes to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. He

has
to take an eyesight test.

The optician shows him a card with the letters

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z'

"Can you read this?" the optician asks.

"Read it?" the Polish guy replies, "I know the guy."

--
Kathyl
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Old September 3rd 04, 04:23 PM
KJ
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I know! I wonder how many people looked "A Polish immigrant" and stopped
reading. This one really gave me a giggle. And it offends no one! (Unless
I'm missing something)


"Roberta Zollner" wrote in message
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LOL! At last, a Polish joke that really is.
Roberta in D

"KJ" wrote in message
news:0eLZc.105327$Fg5.37194@attbi_s53...

A Polish immigrant goes to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. He

has
to take an eyesight test.

The optician shows him a card with the letters

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z'

"Can you read this?" the optician asks.

"Read it?" the Polish guy replies, "I know the guy."

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Kathyl
remove "nospam-" before mchsi
http://community.webshots.com/user/kathylquiltz







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Old September 6th 04, 11:20 AM
Paul & Suzie Beckwith
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KJ wrote:

A Polish immigrant goes to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. He has
to take an eyesight test.

The optician shows him a card with the letters

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z'

"Can you read this?" the optician asks.

"Read it?" the Polish guy replies, "I know the guy."

Haha- only just seen this - that was the name of Pauls doctor in
hospital last week!

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