OT your favorite Spam?

On Fri, 04 Mar 2005 14:37:34 GMT, handmaiden wrote:

Polly Esther wrote:
I keep getting offers of a $400,000 home with a fixed rate interest. If
they were really bright, they would offer me a lifetime guarantee contract
for someone to come keep it clean. (Muddy gator tracks and such, you know).
What is your most ridiculous Spam offer? Polly


IT's my week for the Nigerian Bank Scam. 4 times this week so far!
The ones I enjoy include offers to refinance (my apartment?) and the
ones which offer Viagra alternatives in such creative ways.... Upper and
lower case mixed letters, weird phrasing options, and one which said
Jesus wanted me to buy their drug! Umm hmmm.
~handmaiden

It's my month for "your refill has been shipped" spams.
I am apparently being sent refills for dozens of drugs I never had a
prescription for in the first place.
I suppose something has to fill the void left by the disappearence of
all those emails telling me what celebreties wear Rolex watches.

NightMist
--
"To repeat what others have said, requires education; to challenge
it, requires brains." -Mary Pettibone Poole

I find it rather amusing to receive Spam telling me I can get my
prescription drugs filled cheaper ...

My drugs are paid for by my insurance - I don't spend a penny on them myself
How can I get them any cheaper than *that*?
--
Jessamy
www.geocities.com/jess_ayad
http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/jess_ayad/my_photos
In The Netherlands
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It's my month for "your refill has been shipped" spams.
I am apparently being sent refills for dozens of drugs I never had a
prescription for in the first place.
I suppose something has to fill the void left by the disappearence of
all those emails telling me what celebreties wear Rolex watches.

NightMist
--
"To repeat what others have said, requires education; to challenge
it, requires brains." -Mary Pettibone Poole

"Morag in Oxford" skrev i meddelandet
...
My favourites are the once that offer enhancement on my penis. I have
pondered replying to them saying that as a woman I have no need for their
services, but never have ;-)

Of course you do! After all, we women have no where to go but bigger (can't
get any smaller than non-existent). :-)

Erin

NightMist wrote:

On Fri, 04 Mar 2005 14:37:34 GMT, handmaiden wrote:


Polly Esther wrote:

I keep getting offers of a $400,000 home with a fixed rate interest. If
they were really bright, they would offer me a lifetime guarantee contract
for someone to come keep it clean. (Muddy gator tracks and such, you know).
What is your most ridiculous Spam offer? Polly



IT's my week for the Nigerian Bank Scam. 4 times this week so far!
The ones I enjoy include offers to refinance (my apartment?) and the
ones which offer Viagra alternatives in such creative ways.... Upper and
lower case mixed letters, weird phrasing options, and one which said
Jesus wanted me to buy their drug! Umm hmmm.
~handmaiden


It's my month for "your refill has been shipped" spams.
I am apparently being sent refills for dozens of drugs I never had a
prescription for in the first place.
I suppose something has to fill the void left by the disappearence of
all those emails telling me what celebreties wear Rolex watches.

NightMist

Why are all the drug offeres for things I cannot use? Don't have a need
for Viagra (not unless I go in for that drastic surgery), and cannot use
anything containing codiene. No-one is offering happy-pills this month...

--
Kate XXXXXX R.C.T.Q Madame Chef des Trolls
Lady Catherine, Wardrobe Mistress of the Chocolate Buttons
http://www.diceyhome.free-online.co.uk
Click on Kate's Pages and explore!

Ooh! I love that one. I always wondered if they got any takers but I
just read in the newspaper that they do. There are people innocent or
greedy enough to fall for it. You don't have to send them any money,
you have to TAKE it to them in Nigeria.

Morag in Detroit

oh, yeah, and very well endowed from what I hear. or how about the other
one with the a&&hole huband working the night shift AGAIN???

Shirley.Caylor wrote:

Did you know that there are now 4, count em, 4 cheating housewives within 20
miles of my location. Of course, since I'm a NON cheating housewife (and
straight female), I could care less. I'd much rather learn that there are 4
new LQS' within 20 miles of my location.

Shirley



"Polly Esther" wrote in message
k.net...

I keep getting offers of a $400,000 home with a fixed rate interest. If
they were really bright, they would offer me a lifetime guarantee contract
for someone to come keep it clean. (Muddy gator tracks and such, you
know).
What is your most ridiculous Spam offer? Polly






--
Dr. Quilter
http://community.webshots.com/user/mvignali
(take the dog out before replying)

Gee I feel kinda left out...or perhaps I live in a more virtuous
neighborhood? I've never received any of those spams.

"DrQuilter" wrote in message
...
oh, yeah, and very well endowed from what I hear. or how about the other
one with the a&&hole huband working the night shift AGAIN???

Shirley.Caylor wrote:

Did you know that there are now 4, count em, 4 cheating housewives
within 20
miles of my location. Of course, since I'm a NON cheating housewife
(and
straight female), I could care less. I'd much rather learn that there
are 4
new LQS' within 20 miles of my location.

Shirley



"Polly Esther" wrote in message
k.net...

I keep getting offers of a $400,000 home with a fixed rate interest. If
they were really bright, they would offer me a lifetime guarantee
contract
for someone to come keep it clean. (Muddy gator tracks and such, you
know).
What is your most ridiculous Spam offer? Polly






--
Dr. Quilter
http://community.webshots.com/user/mvignali
(take the dog out before replying)

I knew I had a lot of neighbors 'working from home' but never imagined
they were naked. At least I keep my jammies on!

You ladies crack me up. A definate breath of fresh air.

Joan

Oh yes, I've heard from her too. Maybe she should get a job and then he
wouldn't have to work every evening.

Shirley





"DrQuilter" wrote in message
...
oh, yeah, and very well endowed from what I hear. or how about the other
one with the a&&hole huband working the night shift AGAIN???

Shirley.Caylor wrote:

Did you know that there are now 4, count em, 4 cheating housewives within
20 miles of my location. Of course, since I'm a NON cheating housewife
(and straight female), I could care less. I'd much rather learn that
there are 4 new LQS' within 20 miles of my location.

Shirley



"Polly Esther" wrote in message
k.net...

I keep getting offers of a $400,000 home with a fixed rate interest. If
they were really bright, they would offer me a lifetime guarantee
contract
for someone to come keep it clean. (Muddy gator tracks and such, you
know).
What is your most ridiculous Spam offer? Polly






--
Dr. Quilter
http://community.webshots.com/user/mvignali
(take the dog out before replying)

Kate:
You don't need to buy any happy pills. Your own
Chocolate Buttons should make you happy enough. Of
course I may be wrong, never having tasted any of
those famous Buttons. (Ahem!)
PAT, Official Chocolate Taster of RCTQ, in VA/USA

Kate Dicey wrote:

Why are all the drug offeres for things I cannot use? Don't have a need
for Viagra (not unless I go in for that drastic surgery), and cannot use
anything containing codiene. No-one is offering happy-pills this month...