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A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed.
With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:


It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with
my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his
piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle.

But is not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very
happy in his trailer in the woods.

He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams.
I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for
us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasies
we may want.

In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for
Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now
and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know
your grandchildren.


Your daughter,
Judith


PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to
show you that there are worse things in life than the school's report card
that's in my desk's drawer...I love you!


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"LN \(remove NOSPAM\)" wrote:

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed.
With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:


It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with
my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his
piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle.

But is not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very
happy in his trailer in the woods.

He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams.
I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for
us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasies
we may want.

In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for
Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now
and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know
your grandchildren.


Your daughter,
Judith


PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to
show you that there are worse things in life than the school's report card
that's in my desk's drawer...I love you!


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"LN (remove NOSPAM)" wrote in message
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A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed.
With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:


It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with
my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his
piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle.

But is not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very
happy in his trailer in the woods.

He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams.
I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it
for
us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and
ecstasies
we may want.

In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for
Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old
now
and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know
your grandchildren.


Your daughter,
Judith


PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to
show you that there are worse things in life than the school's report card
that's in my desk's drawer...I love you!


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This joke reminds me of my ds; whenever I was unhappy with something he
was up to, he would remind me that was a good student who didn't drink
or use drugs...

lisae


LN (remove NOSPAM) wrote:

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed.
With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:


It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with
my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his
piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle.

But is not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very
happy in his trailer in the woods.

He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams.
I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for
us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasies
we may want.

In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for
Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now
and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know
your grandchildren.


Your daughter,
Judith


PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to
show you that there are worse things in life than the school's report card
that's in my desk's drawer...I love you!


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Lisa Ellis wrote:

This joke reminds me of my ds; whenever I was unhappy with something he
was up to, he would remind me that was a good student who didn't drink
or use drugs...

Hehehehehe!

My Goddaughter is rebelling against her upbringing... She goes to
church regularly, helps with charity sales, and is an AAA student!
Where did we go wrong?

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Kate Dicey wrote:


Lisa Ellis wrote:

This joke reminds me of my ds; whenever I was unhappy with something he
was up to, he would remind me that was a good student who didn't drink
or use drugs...


Hehehehehe!

My Goddaughter is rebelling against her upbringing... She goes to
church regularly, helps with charity sales, and is an AAA student!
Where did we go wrong?


Youth always rebel against the parental generation...

lisae

Ahmed? Is that there for the reason I think it is?

Sandy Foster wrote:


But is not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very
happy in his trailer in the woods.

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But is not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said
that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods.
Ahmed? Is that there for the reason I think it is?

It probably started out 100 years ago with the name being Rufus,
Isaac or Paddy.

Up to a point, fair enough - it's about anxiety, and "I wouldn't
want my daughter to marry one" racist anxieties are no less real
for being repulsive to the rest of us.

- Carlos Walking Eagle Wong-Patel

Dr. Quilter wrote:
Sandy Foster wrote:
LN (remove NOSPAM) wrote:

But is not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be
very
happy in his trailer in the woods.



Ahmed? Is that there for the reason I think it is?


I suppose it probably is. *sigh*
Just for 'fun' I googled the first line and found 17 web sites with this
piece on it, all with 'Ahmed' as the BF.

liz young in sunny california