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Old February 23rd 09, 06:24 AM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.needlework
Bruce Fletcher (remove dentures to reply)
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Default Spelling, grammar and getting it right was OFF TOPIC funny

lucille wrote:

wrote in message
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On Feb 22, 8:53 pm, Trish Brown wrote:


Don't get me wrong: Word's my all-time favourite program! It's so
stylish and intuitive and easy to use.


Oh my! And here I am, still pining for Word Perfect 12 years after I
was forced to switch.

Elizabeth


That's because Word Perfect was a much better program.

Does anyone but me remember Multi-Mate?


Multi-Mate! All I remember is that in 1986 or thereabouts it came on an
incredible number (over 40?) of 3.5 inch floppy disks.
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Bruce Fletcher
Stronsay, Orkney UK
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Old February 23rd 09, 08:56 AM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.needlework
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Default Spelling, grammar and getting it right was OFF TOPIC funny

lucille wrote:


I'm adding to my own message and I know that's a no-no, but sue me---

Are you aware that you can add words to spell check and they will exist
in the dictionary from then on? When it questions a word like dingo,
it will ask you if you want to add it to the dictionary. Just say yes.



Yeah, but it'd feel a lot homier if Word knew my lingo already without
having to be coached by me. I do love your idea of becoming a
jillionaire by writing the Oz version of the spellchecker though. Just
the pedantic sort of job I love! ;-

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Trish Brown {|:-}

Newcastle, NSW, Australia
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Old February 23rd 09, 09:18 AM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.needlework
Bruce Fletcher (remove dentures to reply)
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Default Spelling, grammar and getting it right was OFF TOPIC funny

Here's an interesting document. It's all about a version of MS Word for
Northeners - that's English Northerners of course.
http://www.stronsay.co.uk/claremont/wordfornortherners.doc
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Bruce Fletcher
Stronsay, Orkney UK
http://claremont.island-blogging.co.uk
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Old February 23rd 09, 12:55 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.needlework
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Default Spelling, grammar and getting it right was OFF TOPIC funny

On Feb 23, 7:35*am, anne wrote:
says...

Oh my! *And here I am, still pining for Word Perfect 12 years after I
was forced to switch.


I'd rather fight than switch ... still using WP and even bought not too old
version my ownself poor grammar but who cares. I only fire up Word that came
with no longer owned PC when I absolutely have to. Probably be turning the air
around me blue if I were working and had to use Word.
--
another anne, add ingers to reply


All the computers at work had Word and the day that I lost 72
footnotes trying to convert an article from WordPerfect to Word in
order to use the good printer, I gave up and switched. It just wasn't
worth the headache when all the technology I needed was attached to MS
monopolized computers.

Elizabeth (these days I'd probably print it at home, but back then it
just wasn't an option)
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Old February 23rd 09, 01:02 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.needlework
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Default Spelling, grammar and getting it right was OFF TOPIC funny


"Bruce Fletcher (remove dentures to reply)"
wrote in message ...
lucille wrote:

wrote in message
...
On Feb 22, 8:53 pm, Trish Brown wrote:


Don't get me wrong: Word's my all-time favourite program! It's so
stylish and intuitive and easy to use.


Oh my! And here I am, still pining for Word Perfect 12 years after I
was forced to switch.

Elizabeth


That's because Word Perfect was a much better program.

Does anyone but me remember Multi-Mate?


Multi-Mate! All I remember is that in 1986 or thereabouts it came on an
incredible number (over 40?) of 3.5 inch floppy disks.
--
Bruce Fletcher
Stronsay, Orkney UK
http://claremont.island-blogging.co.uk



that's the one!!!

 




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