OT Funny spam text

Some times the text spammers include to fool the spam filters is sooooo
funny. Here's the latest, with spam portions deleted. Beverage warnings,
etc.

Cows corrupt the geographers. Shoes may be mad scientists. Compulsive
gamblers are reincarnated as stock brokers.

The Texaco managers insist that the electricians dance with reptiles. White
collar criminals are attracted to demons. Is it true that insurance agents
manipulate lovers?

Eskimos will marry the pediatricians. According to Unocal policy, piano
players are often confused with priests. During the debate, did Adm.
Stockdale suddenly blurt out that butchers find new ways to tease athletes?

Hippies surprise boys. Doctors report that hot dog vendors vehemently hate
the dental assistants. Gerbils are more fun than herpetologists.

--
Kathy A. (Woodland, CA)
Queen of Fabric Tramps
http://www.kayneyquilting.com ,
remove the obvious to reply

Maybe there will be a new writing genre of spam poetry? Some of this
reads pretty good if you say it out loud :-)


)O( Anne in CA )O(
"It's not having what you want; it's wanting what you've got." -- Sheryl
Crow
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http://home.covad.net/~arudolph/annes.htm


Kathy Applebaum wrote:
Some times the text spammers include to fool the spam filters is sooooo
funny. Here's the latest, with spam portions deleted. Beverage warnings,
etc.

Cows corrupt the geographers. Shoes may be mad scientists. Compulsive
gamblers are reincarnated as stock brokers.

The Texaco managers insist that the electricians dance with reptiles. White
collar criminals are attracted to demons. Is it true that insurance agents
manipulate lovers?

Eskimos will marry the pediatricians. According to Unocal policy, piano
players are often confused with priests. During the debate, did Adm.
Stockdale suddenly blurt out that butchers find new ways to tease athletes?

Hippies surprise boys. Doctors report that hot dog vendors vehemently hate
the dental assistants. Gerbils are more fun than herpetologists.

LMAO! Just what I needed.... really, REALLY needed! Yesterday I was
cleaning the "sewing room" and found a darn scorpion beind a doggie
gate that was propped against the wall. Then I was mowing this a.m.
and ran into a hornet's nest, got swarmed, and drove the mower off
towards the house waving my arms, squealing, and shaking my ponytail
back and forth (ROFLOL- What a sight *that* must have been!). The
Hubster happened to be standing on the front porch and I lead one over
to him and he got stung on his ear. Well, if HE had been mowing, then
HE would have been stung multiple times! I can count 4 stings so far,
prolly more to come or else the Benadryl I took helped keep the others
from burning and throbbing and swelling.

Sheesh what next..... armadillos, scorpions and hornets??? Oh yeah,
my mother will be here for a visit this evening..... ;-)))))

Lumpy Leslie & The Furbabies in MO.

In article .com,
"Leslie & The Furbabies in MO." wrote:

LMAO! Just what I needed.... really, REALLY needed! Yesterday I was
cleaning the "sewing room" and found a darn scorpion beind a doggie
gate that was propped against the wall. Then I was mowing this a.m.
and ran into a hornet's nest, got swarmed, and drove the mower off
towards the house waving my arms, squealing, and shaking my ponytail
back and forth (ROFLOL- What a sight *that* must have been!). The
Hubster happened to be standing on the front porch and I lead one over
to him and he got stung on his ear. Well, if HE had been mowing, then
HE would have been stung multiple times! I can count 4 stings so far,
prolly more to come or else the Benadryl I took helped keep the others
from burning and throbbing and swelling.

Sheesh what next..... armadillos, scorpions and hornets??? Oh yeah,
my mother will be here for a visit this evening..... ;-)))))

Lumpy Leslie & The Furbabies in MO.


Ouch, Leslie! I hope that Benadryl works wonders and keeps you
comfortable. It sure seems as though you've had a rash of things lately
-- maybe the old adage about things coming in threes will signal the end
now. Good luck with the visit....
--
Sandy in Henderson, near Las Vegas
my ISP is earthlink.net -- put sfoster1(at) in front
http://home.earthlink.net/~sfoster1

AKA Dame Sandy, Minister of Education

The spammers are getting desperate. I got one yesterday that appeared to
come from the shelter where I send preemie baby things. I checked the full
address and it came from "prostitution, sex education". Somehow, I don't
think that message was for me. Polly

My DH got into one of those nests when weed whacking a couple years ago! It
was quite frightening just how aggressive those darned things were. Chased
him up the hill and into the house! He was stung about 30 times. He had
flung off his glasses while waving his arms around and called me to come
home and look for them in the yard. I couldn't find them....finally found
them in the dining room!
I tried to retrieve the weed whacker from the hill and got chased back to
the house too! I was only stung once or twice. Had some dead ones in the
laundry room and sent it to an entymologist (sp?) and found out they were
yellowjackets. They nest underground. Ugh!
Hope your day gets better and the only critters you encounter are your own!

"Leslie & The Furbabies in MO." wrote in message
oups.com...
LMAO! Just what I needed.... really, REALLY needed! Yesterday I was
cleaning the "sewing room" and found a darn scorpion beind a doggie
gate that was propped against the wall. Then I was mowing this a.m.
and ran into a hornet's nest, got swarmed, and drove the mower off
towards the house waving my arms, squealing, and shaking my ponytail
back and forth (ROFLOL- What a sight *that* must have been!). The
Hubster happened to be standing on the front porch and I lead one over
to him and he got stung on his ear. Well, if HE had been mowing, then
HE would have been stung multiple times! I can count 4 stings so far,
prolly more to come or else the Benadryl I took helped keep the others
from burning and throbbing and swelling.

Sheesh what next..... armadillos, scorpions and hornets??? Oh yeah,
my mother will be here for a visit this evening..... ;-)))))

Lumpy Leslie & The Furbabies in MO.

"Leslie & The Furbabies in MO." wrote in message
oups.com...


Sheesh what next..... armadillos, scorpions and hornets??? Oh yeah,
my mother will be here for a visit this evening..... ;-)))))

Is nature just trying to prepare you? ;-)

--
Kathy A. (Woodland, CA)
Queen of Fabric Tramps
http://www.kayneyquilting.com ,
remove the obvious to reply

Oh Kathy, that's dreadful. LOL
..
In message , Kathy Applebaum
writes

"Leslie & The Furbabies in MO." wrote in message
roups.com...


Sheesh what next..... armadillos, scorpions and hornets??? Oh yeah,
my mother will be here for a visit this evening..... ;-)))))

Is nature just trying to prepare you? ;-)


--
Best Regards
pat on the hill

Years ago, while living in the country, we had honey bees in our bedroom
wall, wasps in nests above our kitchen door, and yellowjackets burrowed
under the kitchen. Still hate things that sting!

KJ wrote:
My DH got into one of those nests when weed whacking a couple years ago! It
was quite frightening just how aggressive those darned things were. Chased
him up the hill and into the house! He was stung about 30 times. He had
flung off his glasses while waving his arms around and called me to come
home and look for them in the yard. I couldn't find them....finally found
them in the dining room!
I tried to retrieve the weed whacker from the hill and got chased back to
the house too! I was only stung once or twice. Had some dead ones in the
laundry room and sent it to an entymologist (sp?) and found out they were
yellowjackets. They nest underground. Ugh!
Hope your day gets better and the only critters you encounter are your own!

"Leslie & The Furbabies in MO." wrote in message
oups.com...

LMAO! Just what I needed.... really, REALLY needed! Yesterday I was
cleaning the "sewing room" and found a darn scorpion beind a doggie
gate that was propped against the wall. Then I was mowing this a.m.
and ran into a hornet's nest, got swarmed, and drove the mower off
towards the house waving my arms, squealing, and shaking my ponytail
back and forth (ROFLOL- What a sight *that* must have been!). The
Hubster happened to be standing on the front porch and I lead one over
to him and he got stung on his ear. Well, if HE had been mowing, then
HE would have been stung multiple times! I can count 4 stings so far,
prolly more to come or else the Benadryl I took helped keep the others
from burning and throbbing and swelling.

Sheesh what next..... armadillos, scorpions and hornets??? Oh yeah,
my mother will be here for a visit this evening..... ;-)))))

Lumpy Leslie & The Furbabies in MO.

Phyllis Nilsson wrote:

Years ago, while living in the country, we had honey bees in our bedroom
wall, wasps in nests above our kitchen door, and yellowjackets burrowed
under the kitchen. Still hate things that sting!

When we were living in WV, we had honey bees in the wall -- youngest DS
took 6 stings when they got into the house but luckily didn't become
allergic -- and another time we had yellow jackets -- I took a full hit
in the top of my left foot YOW. We couldn't call fast enough to get rid
of the yellow jackets, but it just killed us to have to exterminate the
bees. We tried to capture the colony but failed. This was in the
middle of that mite plague that was making a big dent in the honey bee
population and this was a healthy colony. It was such a shame.

--

the black rose
Research Associate in the Field of Child Development and Human
Relations
http://community.webshots.com/user/blackrosequilts
2005 BOMs: http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/blackrosequilts/my_photos

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