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October 29th 03, 05:33 PM
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OT 10 things women know JOKE
IMO, number 5 makes this ON topic! LOL
TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND 10. Dog's or Cat's facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. Fat clothes. 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time. 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell. 4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow. 3. Eyelash curlers. 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. AND, the Number One thing only women understand: 1. OTHER WOMEN 
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October 29th 03, 10:34 PM
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i am totally unable to understand myself, let alone anyone else, be they
female or any other type. i'm not too good on any of the other 9 things either. cats meow is easier than her facial expression though. shoes i dont get, not a shoe/clothes person at all. well i wear them but not into worry'n bout what they look like. i love alfalfa sprouts and other bean sprouts in stirfry foods, etc. tis the best i can manage today. jeanne "Pat in Virginia" wrote... | IMO, number 5 makes this ON topic! LOL | | | TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND | | 10. Dog's or Cat's facial | expressions. | 9. The need for the same style of shoes | in different colors. | 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just | weeds. | 7. Fat clothes. | 6. Taking a car trip without trying to | beat your best time. | 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, | off-white, and eggshell. | 4. Cutting your bangs to make them | grow. | 3. Eyelash curlers. | 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom | scale ever made. | | AND, the Number One thing only women | understand: | 1. OTHER WOMEN
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October 30th 03, 02:45 AM
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Sheesh ... you must be flying under radar Jeanne! I posted this
thing that I'd gotten, but hated the way the lines went all wonky, so canceled the post almost immediately. Not quite quick enough ... you managed to read and save it! LOL PAT in VA/USA PS: My other joke was much better. nzl* wrote: i am totally unable to understand myself, let alone anyone else, be they female or any other type. i'm not too good on any of the other 9 things either. cats meow is easier than her facial expression though. shoes i dont get, not a shoe/clothes person at all. well i wear them but not into worry'n bout what they look like. i love alfalfa sprouts and other bean sprouts in stirfry foods, etc. tis the best i can manage today. jeanne "Pat in Virginia" wrote... | IMO, number 5 makes this ON topic! LOL | | | TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND | | 10. Dog's or Cat's facial | expressions. | 9. The need for the same style of shoes | in different colors. | 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just | weeds. | 7. Fat clothes. | 6. Taking a car trip without trying to | beat your best time. | 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, | off-white, and eggshell. | 4. Cutting your bangs to make them | grow. | 3. Eyelash curlers. | 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom | scale ever made. | | AND, the Number One thing only women | understand: | 1. OTHER WOMEN
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October 31st 03, 04:52 PM
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"Pat in Virginia" wrote in message ... IMO, number 5 makes this ON topic! LOL TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell. Sorry, every guy who works for me knows the difference between these colors, too. A couple of them even care.  -- Kathy A. (Woodland, CA) longarm machine quilting, Queen of Fabric Tramps http://www.kayneyquilting.com , remove the obvious to reply
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#5
October 31st 03, 05:05 PM
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Sure. Come on out to the store this morning, and I'll show you the
difference. Bring lots of chocolate, too. -- Kathy A. (Woodland, CA) longarm machine quilting, Queen of Fabric Tramps http://www.kayneyquilting.com , remove the obvious to reply "Diana Curtis" wrote in message ... Could someone please explain them to me? Diana -- http://photos.yahoo.com/lunamom44 "Kathy Applebaum" wrote in message m... "Pat in Virginia" wrote in message ... IMO, number 5 makes this ON topic! LOL TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell. Sorry, every guy who works for me knows the difference between these colors, too. A couple of them even care. -- Kathy A. (Woodland, CA) longarm machine quilting, Queen of Fabric Tramps http://www.kayneyquilting.com , remove the obvious to reply
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#6
October 31st 03, 06:21 PM
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Diana Curtis wrote:
Could someone please explain them to me? Diana -- http://photos.yahoo.com/lunamom44 "Kathy Applebaum" wrote in message m... "Pat in Virginia" wrote in message ... IMO, number 5 makes this ON topic! LOL TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell. I'm with you Diana. More fun is trying to explain the concept of "teal" to a man who is blue-green colorblind. -georg
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#7
October 31st 03, 06:59 PM
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Could someone please explain them to me?
Diana -- http://photos.yahoo.com/lunamom44 "Kathy Applebaum" wrote in message m... "Pat in Virginia" wrote in message ... IMO, number 5 makes this ON topic! LOL TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell. Sorry, every guy who works for me knows the difference between these colors, too. A couple of them even care. -- Kathy A. (Woodland, CA) longarm machine quilting, Queen of Fabric Tramps http://www.kayneyquilting.com , remove the obvious to reply
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#8
October 31st 03, 07:53 PM
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georg wrote:
Diana Curtis wrote: Could someone please explain them to me? Diana -- http://photos.yahoo.com/lunamom44 "Kathy Applebaum" wrote in message m... "Pat in Virginia" wrote in message ... IMO, number 5 makes this ON topic! LOL TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell. I'm with you Diana. More fun is trying to explain the concept of "teal" to a man who is blue-green colorblind. -georg Aren't all men blue-green colorblind? My DH is. -- TerriLee Bishop in WA (state) USA Virtual Gypsy remove "invalid" to reply
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#9
October 31st 03, 08:51 PM
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hey, now thats just not fair. ya know we cant just hop on over for a visit
and a cuppa to find out the difference. so miss smarty pants, lol, put your writing skills to work and try splainin' to us ignorants just what the difference is in all these colours. we all wanna be as smart as what you are (sic). jeanne "Kathy Applebaum" wrote... | Sure. Come on out to the store this morning, and I'll show you the | difference. Bring lots of chocolate, too. | "Diana Curtis" wrote... | Could someone please explain them to me? | Diana | -- | http://photos.yahoo.com/lunamom44 | "Kathy Applebaum" wrote | TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND | 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, | off-white, and eggshell. | | Sorry, every guy who works for me knows the difference between these | colors, too. A couple of them even care.
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#10
October 31st 03, 08:51 PM
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They're all different shades of white...you'd be surprised how many "whites" there
are....most of mine are dingy right now...but that's another story....guess who's gonna be "bluing" her "whites" LOL. -- Jalynne Queen Gypsy (snail mail available upon request) see what i've been up to at www.100megsfree4.com/jalynne "nzl*" wrote in message ... hey, now thats just not fair. ya know we cant just hop on over for a visit and a cuppa to find out the difference. so miss smarty pants, lol, put your writing skills to work and try splainin' to us ignorants just what the difference is in all these colours. we all wanna be as smart as what you are (sic). jeanne "Kathy Applebaum" wrote... | Sure. Come on out to the store this morning, and I'll show you the | difference. Bring lots of chocolate, too. | "Diana Curtis" wrote... | Could someone please explain them to me? | Diana | -- | http://photos.yahoo.com/lunamom44 | "Kathy Applebaum" wrote | TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND | 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, | off-white, and eggshell. | | Sorry, every guy who works for me knows the difference between these | colors, too. A couple of them even care.
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