I'm giving up beading forever!!

I've had it! They have distracted me from my housework too often. I give
up!!
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April Fools!!

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JoAnn

Obey Gravity. It's the LAW!!

hahaha!

Wanna hear a really funny one? We are having our deck replaced and the
workers here called the head contractor guy this morning and told him that
our dog had jumped the fence (we have a big dog who is a love but keeps
barking at these guys and sounds like she wants to eat them even though her
tail is wagging) and that she attacked one of the guys, who then swung his
hammer at her and what should they do - the owner wasn't home - should they
take her to the vet (they said she was just laying there in convulsions) or
what should they do... the poor guy (who we've known for 4 years - he did
our remodel project and has known this dog since she was a puppy - his dog
used to play with her when they were both puppies) had to pull over as he
was driving when he got the call and was totally horrified - he figured she
hadn't really attacked but that the guy must have panicked since she is so
big - he was so mad that this guy had swung a hammer at her. He was just
about to hang up to call my husband (because he knew better than to call me)
when they started cracking up and april fooled him!

So funny - just glad it's not for real - she's my (other) baby, and she can
read my mind - I swear we are soul mates - if you can have a dog for a soul
mate.

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Pam Brisse
The Blue Between - handcrafted jewelry and bead art
http://www.bluebetween.com

On Thu, 1 Apr 2004 17:28:47 -0500, "JL Amerson"
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I've had it! They have distracted me from my housework too often. I give
up!!

ROFL
As if!!

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Margie
http://www.handcraftedjewelry.com/st...asp?userid=261

On Thu, 1 Apr 2004 14:42:51 -0800, "Pam" wrote:

So funny - just glad it's not for real - she's my (other) baby, and she can
read my mind - I swear we are soul mates - if you can have a dog for a soul
mate.

I've had a parakeet and a cat that I swear could read my mind but
maybe I was reading theirs?

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Margie
http://www.handcraftedjewelry.com/st...asp?userid=261

Hehehehe

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Kandice Seeber
Air & Earth Designs
http://www.lampwork.net

I've had it! They have distracted me from my housework too often. I give
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Obey Gravity. It's the LAW!!

Thats odd. I gave up on housework because it took to much time and energy
away from creating.
Thanks for the chuckle.
Diana

JL Amerson wrote in message
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I've had it! They have distracted me from my housework too often. I give
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JO ANN
You BAD GIRL!
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Sooz
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"Those in the cheaper seats clap. The rest of you rattle your jewelry." John
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~ Dr. Sooz's Bead Links
http://airandearth.netfirms.com/soozlinkslist.html

Okay. This isn't even remotely funny in any way. I would've fired them on the
spot.

Wanna hear a really funny one? We are having our deck replaced and the
workers here called the head contractor guy this morning and told him that
our dog had jumped the fence (we have a big dog who is a love but keeps
barking at these guys and sounds like she wants to eat them even though her
tail is wagging) and that she attacked one of the guys, who then swung his
hammer at her and what should they do - the owner wasn't home - should they
take her to the vet (they said she was just laying there in convulsions)


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Sooz
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"Those in the cheaper seats clap. The rest of you rattle your jewelry." John
Lennon (1940 - 1980) Royal Varieties Performance
~ Dr. Sooz's Bead Links
http://airandearth.netfirms.com/soozlinkslist.html

I didn't think it was funny either but my sense of humor is seriously weird.

"Dr. Sooz" wrote in message
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Okay. This isn't even remotely funny in any way. I would've fired them
on the
spot.

Wanna hear a really funny one? We are having our deck replaced and the
workers here called the head contractor guy this morning and told him
that
our dog had jumped the fence (we have a big dog who is a love but keeps
barking at these guys and sounds like she wants to eat them even though
her
tail is wagging) and that she attacked one of the guys, who then swung
his
hammer at her and what should they do - the owner wasn't home - should
they
take her to the vet (they said she was just laying there in convulsions)


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Sooz
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"Those in the cheaper seats clap. The rest of you rattle your jewelry."
John
Lennon (1940 - 1980) Royal Varieties Performance
~ Dr. Sooz's Bead Links
http://airandearth.netfirms.com/soozlinkslist.html

The "keeping me from my houskeeping" part should have been a dead giveaway!
Come on! Is there ANYBODY who participates in RCB, even as a lurker, would
even *consider* doing housework before beading? We are hardcore devotees to
the mysteries of the little balls with holes. :-) So we have a sparkly
carpet? So we do without lunch because there was a clasp we just had to
have. Who cares? At least we have stash to show for our efforts.

"Dr. Sooz" wrote in message
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JO ANN
You BAD GIRL!
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Sooz
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"Those in the cheaper seats clap. The rest of you rattle your jewelry."
John
Lennon (1940 - 1980) Royal Varieties Performance
~ Dr. Sooz's Bead Links
http://airandearth.netfirms.com/soozlinkslist.html