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Old October 27th 05, 04:03 PM
Queen of Squishies
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Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the
truth after all the conflicting medical studies:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and
suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you


Karen, Queen of Squishies, learning French
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Sail on, silver girl - sail on by.
Your time has come to shine...
All your dreams are on their way -
See how they shine!
- P.Simon


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Old October 27th 05, 04:36 PM
Polly Esther
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Last night I was watching Alan Brown's cooking show. One of his "facts" was
that hot chocolate was found to prevent heart attack and stroke. You know
what to do. Polly

"Queen of Squishies" RisingStars @ KarenTucker.com wrote in message
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Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the
truth after all the conflicting medical studies:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and
suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills
you


Karen, Queen of Squishies, learning French
--
**************************
Sail on, silver girl - sail on by.
Your time has come to shine...
All your dreams are on their way -
See how they shine!
- P.Simon




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Old October 27th 05, 07:54 PM
nana2b
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Karen, Doesn't that always seem to be the rules for everything. Seems like
just living in the USA gets us. Linda in Tx


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Old October 27th 05, 07:55 PM
nana2b
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Yup Polly. Sort of like the Chick Fillet motto, but for chocolate. Eat
More Choclate!!!! Linda in Tx


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Old October 28th 05, 01:29 AM
QuiltsWithCatFur
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Y por eso, debemos hablar en espanol. Faltan suerte los pobres inmigrantes
cuando viven aqui en los estados. Vienen aqui por el querer de la vida
mejor, pero como aprenden el ingles, dejan la buena salud.


Cyndi




CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills

you




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Old October 28th 05, 04:42 AM
Polly Esther
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See what you did? Cyndi's quit speaking English. It was bound to happen.
Polly

"QuiltsWithCatFur" wrote in message
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Y por eso, debemos hablar en espanol. Faltan suerte los pobres inmigrantes
cuando viven aqui en los estados. Vienen aqui por el querer de la vida
mejor, pero como aprenden el ingles, dejan la buena salud.


Cyndi




CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills

you






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Old October 28th 05, 06:22 AM
Listpig
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Qu'est-ce que tu as dit? Je ne parle pas l'anglais.

--cochon, riant........


On 10/27/05 10:03, in article u%58f.280204$084.161137@attbi_s22, "Queen of
Squishies" RisingStars @ KarenTucker.com wrote:

Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the
truth after all the conflicting medical studies:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and
suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you


Karen, Queen of Squishies, learning French


-- Megan Zurawicz
South Holland, Illinois


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Old October 28th 05, 10:49 AM
QuiltsWithCatFur
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Listpig,
Ahora que no habla ingles, ?se siente mejor de salud? Yo si.

cyndi


"Listpig" wrote in message
...
Qu'est-ce que tu as dit? Je ne parle pas l'anglais.

--cochon, riant........


On 10/27/05 10:03, in article u%58f.280204$084.161137@attbi_s22, "Queen of
Squishies" RisingStars @ KarenTucker.com wrote:

Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know

the
truth after all the conflicting medical studies:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and
suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills

you


Karen, Queen of Squishies, learning French


-- Megan Zurawicz
South Holland, Illinois




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Old October 28th 05, 12:49 PM
Queen of Squishies
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I'm afraid so, according to this report. And who knew???

Karen, Queen of Squishies

Y por eso, debemos hablar en espanol. Faltan suerte los pobres

inmigrantes
cuando viven aqui en los estados. Vienen aqui por el querer de la vida
mejor, pero como aprenden el ingles, dejan la buena salud.


Cyndi



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Old October 28th 05, 12:51 PM
Queen of Squishies
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Voici le mot final sur la nutrition et la santé. C'est un soulagement
pour savoir la vérité après toutes les études médicales contradictoires :
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1. Les Japonais mangent très peu gros
et souffrent moins de crises cardiaques que les Américains. 2. Le Mexicain
mangent beaucoup de graisse et souffrent moins de crises cardiaques que les
Américains. 3. Le vin rouge très petit chinois de boissons et souffrent
moins de crises cardiaques que les Américains. 4. Les Italiens boivent des
quantités excessives de vin rouge et souffrent moins de crises cardiaques
que les Américains. 5. Les Allemands boivent beaucoup de bière et mangent un
bon nombre de saucisse et souffrent moins de crises cardiaques que les
Américains. CONCLUSION : Mangez et buvez ce que vous aimez. L'anglais
parlant est apparemment ce qui vous tue



Qu'est-ce que tu as dit? Je ne parle pas l'anglais.

--cochon, riant........
-- Megan Zurawicz
South Holland, Illinois




 




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