OT HUMOR The 25 Truths of Life

Several parts made me laugh. Especially
16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
As I went shopping just few hour before and was thinking of buying
cookies

Johanna

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Johanna Koski
Finland, Europe

My personal favorite is # 19.......happens all the time around here, LOL.

Beading in Ohio,
Lisa K.
"vj" wrote in message
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The 25 Truths of Life...

1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
standing in a garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never
tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is
serious.

8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government
program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the
trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so
good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it!

15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the
waist change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three
weeks before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a
mistake when you make it again.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real
world.

25. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.


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It's not what you take, when you leave this world behind you;
it's what you leave behind you when you go. -- Randy Travis

And if you push some-one- hard enough, they will push back.
:-)

Deirdre

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 14:49:09 -0700, vj wrote:

vj found this in rec.crafts.beads, from Arondelle
:

]#26: If you push something hard enough, it *will* fall down.

*grin*


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It's not what you take, when you leave this world behind you;
it's what you leave behind you when you go. -- Randy Travis