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Old October 16th 07, 04:37 AM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.quilting
polly esther
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HOW THE FIGHT STARTED

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car
.. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and
life-stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"

.. . . and that's when the fight started . . Polly








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Old October 16th 07, 04:43 AM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.quilting
Leslie & The Furbabies in MO.
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OMG, Polly! Is this true? Are you okay- physically, I mean. We all know
about (ahem).... VBG I'm so sorry and I hope it all works out. He may
sue you for defamation or something??? Holy cow!!!

With sympathy (and giggles as always!),

Leslie, Missy & The Furbabies in MO.

"Polly Esther" wrote in message
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HOW THE FIGHT STARTED

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the
car . . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and
life-stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"

. . . and that's when the fight started . . Polly










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Old October 16th 07, 04:50 AM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.quilting
polly esther
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Naaaaah, Leslie. Only a funny from one of our nieces that I just had to
forward to you all. Now. This is a test. Can you name all seven? Polly


"Leslie & The Furbabies in MO." wrote in message
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OMG, Polly! Is this true? Are you okay- physically, I mean. We all know
about (ahem).... VBG I'm so sorry and I hope it all works out. He may
sue you for defamation or something??? Holy cow!!!

With sympathy (and giggles as always!),



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Old October 16th 07, 05:09 AM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.quilting
Patti S
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Omigosh Polly - that is SO funny!!! I simply must share that at work
tomorrow....... lol. Love it!

By the way......... Dopey, Bashful, Sneezy, Happy, Grumpy, Sleepy and
Doc. Why is it I can remember stuff like that and I forget to take the
trash to the curb on Tuesday night?

Patti in Seatle

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Old October 16th 07, 06:31 AM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.quilting
nzlstar*[_2_]
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ahhhh, he was grumpy then.
ya gotta really watch them closely.
they're likely to kick ya in the shin...anything thats close, lol.
i hate to admit it but just last week we got the final of 'the all star
great race'.
the one with the returning contestants.
you know who i mean without naming her. )
i was laughing so hard i nearly pimp.
i felt bad about laughing so hard but i just couldnt help myself.
shrug,
jeanne

"Polly Esther" wrote...
HOW THE FIGHT STARTED

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the
car . . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and
life-stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"

. . . and that's when the fight started . . Polly










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Old October 16th 07, 12:33 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.quilting
Musicmaker
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oh for Pete's sake!!! You know, even before I scrolled through your
post I knew that your eyes were twinkling, Miss Polly Esther. My
husband's eyes do the same thing when he's got a straight face but a
funny punch line!

Musicmaker


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Old October 16th 07, 01:06 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.quilting
Kate G.[_2_]
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Too many years with kids in the house!

Doc
Grumpy
Sleepy
Happy
Bashful
Sneezy
Dopey

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"Polly Esther" wrote in message
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Naaaaah, Leslie. Only a funny from one of our nieces that I just had to
forward to you all. Now. This is a test. Can you name all seven? Polly


"Leslie & The Furbabies in MO." wrote in message
...
OMG, Polly! Is this true? Are you okay- physically, I mean. We all
know about (ahem).... VBG I'm so sorry and I hope it all works out.
He may sue you for defamation or something??? Holy cow!!!

With sympathy (and giggles as always!),





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Old October 16th 07, 01:08 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.quilting
Kate G.[_2_]
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You mean The Amazing Race All-Stars. So which contestent made you laugh?
I can't guess without more info. I do love that show. Skip all the
events..., I'd just love to go everywhere they have gone!

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"nzlstar*" wrote in message
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ahhhh, he was grumpy then.
ya gotta really watch them closely.
they're likely to kick ya in the shin...anything thats close, lol.
i hate to admit it but just last week we got the final of 'the all star
great race'.
the one with the returning contestants.
you know who i mean without naming her. )
i was laughing so hard i nearly pimp.
i felt bad about laughing so hard but i just couldnt help myself.
shrug,
jeanne

"Polly Esther" wrote...
HOW THE FIGHT STARTED

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the
car . . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and
life-stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"

. . . and that's when the fight started . . Polly












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Old October 16th 07, 01:44 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.quilting
Maureen Wozniak
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On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 22:37:26 -0500, Polly Esther wrote
(in article ):

HOW THE FIGHT STARTED

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car
. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and
life-stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"

. . . and that's when the fight started . . Polly









Now you get right over here and clean up my monitor!

Maureen

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Old October 16th 07, 03:26 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.quilting
Kathy Applebaum
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Spew warnings, please!

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remove the obvious to reply

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. . . and that's when the fight started . . Polly



 




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