OT - Damn women drivers

Hiya folks! Here's another funny from one of my quilting newslists...

-- Jo in Scotland
*********************


this morning on the Interstate,

I looked over to my
left and there was a

woman

in a brand new

Cadillac

doing 65 mph

with her
face up next to her

rear view mirror

putting on her eyeliner.


I looked away

for a couple seconds

and when I looked back she was


halfway over in my lane,

still working on that makeup.


As a man,

I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;

I dropped
my electric shaver,

which knocked

the donut

out of my other hand.

In all
the confusion of! trying

to straighten out the car

using my knees against
the steering wheel,

it knocked

my cell phone

away from my ear

which fell


into the coffee

between my legs,

splashed,

and burned

Big Jim and theTwins,

ruined the damn phone,

soaked my trousers,

and disconnected an
important call.


Damn women drivers !

Nice morning chuckle.

Gina in IL

too funny!
Helen in MN
"Jo in Scotland" wrote in message
om...
Hiya folks! Here's another funny from one of my quilting newslists...

-- Jo in Scotland
*********************


this morning on the Interstate,

Big Jim and The Twins??????

spewwwwwwww


Nurse Ratched (remove "cuckoo" from address to reply)
If I ever need religion, I'll worship chocolate cake.

On 06 Mar 2004 03:57:07 GMT, uckoo (Nurse Ratched)
wrote:

Big Jim and The Twins??????

spewwwwwwww


Nurse Ratched (remove "cuckoo" from address to reply)
If I ever need religion, I'll worship chocolate cake.

er, his "meat and two veg" m'dear...

Suzie B
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er, his "meat and two veg" m'dear..

I know--that's why I was spewing!

Nurse Ratched
also amused by the concept of "meat and two veg"

On 06 Mar 2004 20:15:38 GMT, uckoo (Nurse Ratched)
wrote:

er, his "meat and two veg" m'dear..

I know--that's why I was spewing!

Nurse Ratched
also amused by the concept of "meat and two veg"

Oops - hadn't seen your spew! Paul has been playing around with the
screen size and layout and I now need a magnifying glass to read the
screen...

Can't believe you haven't heard of meat and two veg before... but then
its prolly a "quaint" British saying...

Suzie B
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Southend, UK
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