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  #61  
Old September 2nd 04, 03:09 PM
Packrat
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What??? give the deadly cake to the pool boys???? NO WAY!!!

That would be the death of them!!! they are just not made to eat this kind
of delicacy with that much chocolate in it!

we will tell them that *if* they are very good they can lick out the cake
tins...

--
8-)

Jessamy
In the Netherlands
http://www.geocities.com/jess_ayad/
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The dh's! A likely story. Well, we're just going say right up front here
that not even the pool boys will get any of this particular delight!

Karen, Queen of Squishies
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* We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. -

Oscar
Wilde *
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  #62  
Old September 2nd 04, 03:11 PM
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Pass those tins to the hostess, the poolboys will never be THAT good.

Karen, Queen of Squishies
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* We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar
Wilde *
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
www.SimplyMusic.net
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

What??? give the deadly cake to the pool boys???? NO WAY!!!

That would be the death of them!!! they are just not made to eat this kind
of delicacy with that much chocolate in it!

we will tell them that *if* they are very good they can lick out the cake
tins...

--
8-)

Jessamy



  #63  
Old September 2nd 04, 03:15 PM
Packrat
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I never said they would *actually* get them, now did I?

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8-)

Jessamy (what a waste! - they can breathe the aroma and that is all!)
In the Netherlands
http://www.geocities.com/jess_ayad/
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pass those tins to the hostess, the poolboys will never be THAT good.

Karen, Queen of Squishies
--
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
* We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. -

Oscar
Wilde *
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
www.SimplyMusic.net
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

What??? give the deadly cake to the pool boys???? NO WAY!!!

That would be the death of them!!! they are just not made to eat this

kind
of delicacy with that much chocolate in it!

we will tell them that *if* they are very good they can lick out the

cake
tins...

--
8-)

Jessamy





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  #64  
Old September 2nd 04, 05:50 PM
Queen of Squishies
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No....... you didn't..........
Good woman.

Karen, Queen of Squishies
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* We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar
Wilde *
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
www.SimplyMusic.net
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I never said they would *actually* get them, now did I?

--
8-)

Jessamy (what a waste! - they can breathe the aroma and that is all!)



  #65  
Old September 2nd 04, 09:17 PM
Pati Cook
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Gracious Queen, I do hope to attend your wonderful party. Things are happening
so fast right now, and the heat is getting to me so I sincerely apologize for
not responding to your very kind invitation sooner.
Looking forward to all the wonderful, lovely, exquisite fabrics. And to
conversation with all in attendance.

"umbly yours,
Pati, in Phx

Queen of Squishies wrote:

(I am graciously assuming the best, and that is that you were all too sleepy
to see this within the thread, therefore I am giving you one more (and LAST,
mind you) opportunity to respond. Queens are like that, you know.)

KR LANGE, old newbie said:
"Karen, you can have a party if you
like...can I join in?"

The Queen makes a decision and writes -
"Yes, let's!! We shall have gorgeous fabrics draped all around the place,
for everyone to fondle and gaze upon. We shall have music for dancing in
the moonlight, and - in another room, away from the gorgeous yardages - we
shall have a variety of beverages. We shall have to borrow someone's pool
boys to carry in all of our show and tell, after which they will be
stationed in the beverage room to fill our cups. As the evening wears on,
we shall all be allowed to gather the gorgeous yardages in our arms, and go
to the newly-enlarged-for-the-event sewing room. We shall have a variety of
the best sewing and quilting machines available on one side, and a variety
of the best snacks from around the world available on the other side. We
shall not come out from the party until we are so tired we no longer know
our own names. But if anyone can remember the exact and true name of the
pattern they were working on, the pool boys shall be allowed to drive you to
your destination, of course under the condition of returning immediately.
Any other arrangements you wish to make with said pool boys shall NOT be
associated with the Queen's magnificent party.

awaiting your r.s.v.p, I am, as always,
Your Royal and Gracious Queen of Squishies"
--
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
* We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar
Wilde *
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
www.SimplyMusic.net
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


  #66  
Old September 2nd 04, 09:36 PM
Packrat
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here is a hug to make you feel a tad better

((((((HUG)))))))

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8-)

Jessamy
In the Netherlands
http://www.geocities.com/jess_ayad/
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
" Yep I've got a cold this time. 3-4 weeks ago I got the flu, I was just
starting to really recover from that when I caught this cold. I also
get a bit of a sniffle a week before umm - that time of the month,
which occurred between the week of flu and getting this cold.

I've had it with being sniffly and sick, and now that we're into
spring Down Under, I probably still have a bout of hatfever to look
forward to, not.

--
Melinda
http://cust.idl.com.au/athol



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  #67  
Old September 2nd 04, 11:10 PM
Queen of Squishies
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Yeah, everybody give Melinda a little hug, remember - you can't catch what
she's got at THIS party!

Karen, Queen of Squishies
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
* We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar
Wilde *
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
www.SimplyMusic.net
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


  #68  
Old September 2nd 04, 11:18 PM
Queen of Squishies
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Oh wonderful welcome, dear hot Pati! Relax, and have a cool drink, while
the pool boys fan you.

Karen, Queen of Squishies
--
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
* We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar
Wilde *
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
www.SimplyMusic.net
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Gracious Queen, I do hope to attend your wonderful party. Things are
happening
so fast right now, and the heat is getting to me so I sincerely apologize
for
not responding to your very kind invitation sooner.
Looking forward to all the wonderful, lovely, exquisite fabrics. And to
conversation with all in attendance.

"umbly yours,
Pati, in Phx



  #69  
Old September 3rd 04, 02:58 AM
melinda
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Packrat wrote:
here is a hug to make you feel a tad better


((((((HUG)))))))


In the words Bilbo Baggins "Thag you very buch"

--
Melinda
http://cust.idl.com.au/athol
  #70  
Old September 3rd 04, 03:17 AM
Beth Pierce
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Ahhh, so patient and gracious Queen, I did respond previously but I
will re-respond because I don't want to miss those beverages and sweet
things. I will bring my blue velour, to be quilted in with the black
velvet, using gold metallic thread and a feather stitch. Perhaps a
vest or some similiar garment for HRH, and a tidbit of clothing for
myself. I can't wait to see and feel the fabrics that will be draped
and partake of the chocolates and other sweets.

Awaiting word from Your Gracious, I await, humbly.

"Queen of Squishies" hicall80 @ mchsi.com wrote in message news:vN0Zc.77063$9d6.41263@attbi_s54...
(I am graciously assuming the best, and that is that you were all too sleepy
to see this within the thread, therefore I am giving you one more (and LAST,
mind you) opportunity to respond. Queens are like that, you know.)

KR LANGE, old newbie said:
"Karen, you can have a party if you
like...can I join in?"

The Queen makes a decision and writes -
"Yes, let's!! We shall have gorgeous fabrics draped all around the place,
for everyone to fondle and gaze upon. We shall have music for dancing in
the moonlight, and - in another room, away from the gorgeous yardages - we
shall have a variety of beverages. We shall have to borrow someone's pool
boys to carry in all of our show and tell, after which they will be
stationed in the beverage room to fill our cups. As the evening wears on,
we shall all be allowed to gather the gorgeous yardages in our arms, and go
to the newly-enlarged-for-the-event sewing room. We shall have a variety of
the best sewing and quilting machines available on one side, and a variety
of the best snacks from around the world available on the other side. We
shall not come out from the party until we are so tired we no longer know
our own names. But if anyone can remember the exact and true name of the
pattern they were working on, the pool boys shall be allowed to drive you to
your destination, of course under the condition of returning immediately.
Any other arrangements you wish to make with said pool boys shall NOT be
associated with the Queen's magnificent party.

awaiting your r.s.v.p, I am, as always,
Your Royal and Gracious Queen of Squishies"

 




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