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Needle mishap
My hand accidently slipped whilst I was doing some needlework, and the
needle speared my penis. What can I do to resolve the aforementioned situation? |
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"Lucretia Borgia" wrote in message ... My hand accidently slipped whilst I was doing some needlework, and the needle speared my penis. What can I do to resolve the aforementioned situation? Take a few back stitches, tie the thread off with a knot, then start stitching your fingers together so you can't use your keyboard. Good answer, Lucretia. |
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"Classix" wrote in message ups.com... My hand accidently slipped whilst I was doing some needlework, and the needle speared my penis. What can I do to resolve the aforementioned situation? Stop being a prick! Pat P |
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Good one Pat ... I was going to suggest he sit on it and rotate!!!! :-))
Sharon (N.B.) .................................................. ........................... .. "Pat EAXStitch" wrote in message ... "Classix" wrote in message ups.com... My hand accidently slipped whilst I was doing some needlework, and the needle speared my penis. What can I do to resolve the aforementioned situation? Stop being a prick! Pat P |
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My hand accidently slipped whilst I was doing some needlework, and the needle speared my penis. What can I do to resolve the aforementioned situation? Just leave it. Or dip in strong disinfectant :-) |
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I suggest you switch to 28 cont mesh and use your prick instead of the
needle. You obviously have one that is sized appropriately for that endeavor. |
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"John Taylor" wrote in message oups.com... I suggest you switch to 28 cont mesh and use your prick instead of the needle. You obviously have one that is sized appropriately for that endeavor. So that's the definition of "pin-headed." -- Carey in MA (giggling behind her hand.....) |
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On 16 Apr 2005 05:41:59 -0700, "Classix"
spewed forth : My hand accidently slipped whilst I was doing some needlework, and the needle speared my penis. What can I do to resolve the aforementioned situation? Cut it off. |
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