Why Men Are Happier Than Women!

There is a companion to this entitled (what else) Why women are Happier than
Men. I have gotten it a couple of times, but if i saved it, i surely can't
remember where i put it.
kathy
san antonio

At the risk of irritating gentle readers of both genders, I found this at
http://www.scottishwomensfootball.co.uk:

IT'S GOOD TO BE THE WOMAN

* We got off the Titanic first.

* We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

* Taxis stop for us.
* We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
* No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.

* We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

* If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

* We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.

* We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are
still there.

* We have the ability to dress ourselves.

* We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them
naked.

* If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an
idiot.

* There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

* We'll never regret piercing our ears.

* We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

* We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because
they aren't listening anyway.


"Texasxsgal1" wrote in message
...
There is a companion to this entitled (what else) Why women are Happier
than
Men. I have gotten it a couple of times, but if i saved it, i surely
can't
remember where i put it.
kathy
san antonio

But these were actually kind of harmless. The ones in the other one
weren't harmless.

Elizabeth

JL Amerson wrote:
At the risk of irritating gentle readers of both genders, I found this at
http://www.scottishwomensfootball.co.uk:

IT'S GOOD TO BE THE WOMAN

* We got off the Titanic first.

* We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

* Taxis stop for us.
* We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
* No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.

* We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

* If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

* We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.

* We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are
still there.

* We have the ability to dress ourselves.

* We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them
naked.

* If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an
idiot.

* There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

* We'll never regret piercing our ears.

* We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

* We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because
they aren't listening anyway.


"Texasxsgal1" wrote in message
...

There is a companion to this entitled (what else) Why women are Happier

than

Men. I have gotten it a couple of times, but if i saved it, i surely

can't

remember where i put it.
kathy
san antonio






--
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~living well is the best revenge~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The most important thing one woman can do for another is to illuminate
and expand her sense of actual possibilities. --Adrienne Rich
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dr. Brat wrote:
But these were actually kind of harmless. The ones in the other one
weren't harmless.

Actually, I'd like to ammend that statement. The first one wasn't so
harmless. A lot of good and important men were lost on the Titanic.
And the second one is sort of backlashish. Gynecological disorders
wouldn't be so mysterious if women's health issues were the getting the
attention that some less chronic issues get.

Elizabeth

JL Amerson wrote:

At the risk of irritating gentle readers of both genders, I found this at
http://www.scottishwomensfootball.co.uk:

IT'S GOOD TO BE THE WOMAN

* We got off the Titanic first.

* We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder
excuses.

* Taxis stop for us.
* We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
* No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.

* We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

* If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

* We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.

* We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates
are
still there.

* We have the ability to dress ourselves.

* We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture
them
naked.

* If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an
idiot.

* There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

* We'll never regret piercing our ears.

* We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

* We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because
they aren't listening anyway.


"Texasxsgal1" wrote in message
...

There is a companion to this entitled (what else) Why women are Happier


than

Men. I have gotten it a couple of times, but if i saved it, i surely


can't

remember where i put it.
kathy
san antonio










--
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~living well is the best revenge~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The most important thing one woman can do for another is to illuminate
and expand her sense of actual possibilities. --Adrienne Rich
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*