OT Another Christmas joke

A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.

She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?" The clerk says,

"What denomination?" The woman says,

"God help us. Has it come to this?
Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists."

The pup is looking at me like "it can't be that funny!". LOL. Polly
"KJ" wrote in message
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A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.

She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?" The clerk says,

"What denomination?" The woman says,

"God help us. Has it come to this?
Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists."

I did laugh - really I did. And I plan to pass this one on to my sewing
group tonight.

But I also sighed - last year our local kindergarten was not allowed to hold
"traditional" Christmas celebrations because our political leaders did not
want to risk offending any non-Christian locals!! My Buddhist friends were
very surprised as they join us for Christmas celebrations, and share their
festivals with us. I'm not sure what is happening this year.

Oh, this age of political correctness. I vote for a little less
"correctness" and a little more "tolerance"!

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Cheryl
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"KJ" wrote in message
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A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.

She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?" The clerk says,

"What denomination?" The woman says,

"God help us. Has it come to this?
Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists."

Heh, heh.. I dont want people to tolerate me, I want them to join in and
have a cup of mead, or grog, or cider spiced and hot, while we enjoy the
special time of year. Lets build bridges of understanding and rejoice
our differences! There must be ways of celebrating all our diverse
beliefs together.. dontcha think?
Diana, full of holiday cheer (and likewise sick of PC Holidays)

Cheryl in Oz wrote:
I did laugh - really I did. And I plan to pass this one on to my sewing
group tonight.

But I also sighed - last year our local kindergarten was not allowed to hold
"traditional" Christmas celebrations because our political leaders did not
want to risk offending any non-Christian locals!! My Buddhist friends were
very surprised as they join us for Christmas celebrations, and share their
festivals with us. I'm not sure what is happening this year.

Oh, this age of political correctness. I vote for a little less
"correctness" and a little more "tolerance"!

I agree Diana. Differences are what makes us interesting and fun. Heck,
think of how many parties you could go too? I will pass it one on also.

Carole
Champlain, NY



"D Curtis" wrote in message
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Heh, heh.. I dont want people to tolerate me, I want them to join in and
have a cup of mead, or grog, or cider spiced and hot, while we enjoy the
special time of year. Lets build bridges of understanding and rejoice
our differences! There must be ways of celebrating all our diverse
beliefs together.. dontcha think?
Diana, full of holiday cheer (and likewise sick of PC Holidays)

so i guess i wont get a card from her then, lol.
snorfle.
always missing out on us (as in we) non religious who do xmas as any excuse
for a party and some good old fashioned s.e.x. and an excuse to get all the
kids back home for a few days together once a yr.
)
cheers,
jeanne
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"KJ" wrote...


A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.

She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?" The clerk says,

"What denomination?" The woman says,

"God help us. Has it come to this?
Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists."

That a super one, Kathyl! Thanks.
I think it should supersede the resurrected one in your library of
jokes. It is so different from the other two, and *very* funny, I think
the three of you should be a trio of jokes for next year. Just get
together and hit us with them g

Now, don't lose this one!! Perhaps print it out on actual paper? g
..
In message mjLkf.621650$xm3.596534@attbi_s21, KJ
writes


A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.

She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?" The clerk says,

"What denomination?" The woman says,

"God help us. Has it come to this?
Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists."





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Best Regards
pat on the hill

we found a way at our preschool.

all the parents bring something for the party potluck table and *everyone*
gets to share. admittedly if this happened during Ramadan then the mothers
would not be eating anything but they do bring something to eat and the
children all eat and enjoy.

we also sit with our child and make something - last time it was a glass jar
candle holder

All the parents love this as an activity and fun is had by all :-)

--
Jessamy
In The Netherlands
Take out: so much quilting to reply.
Time to accept, time to grow, time to take things slow
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Heh, heh.. I dont want people to tolerate me, I want them to join in and
have a cup of mead, or grog, or cider spiced and hot, while we enjoy the
special time of year. Lets build bridges of understanding and rejoice
our differences! There must be ways of celebrating all our diverse
beliefs together.. dontcha think?
Diana, full of holiday cheer (and likewise sick of PC Holidays)

Cheryl in Oz wrote:
I did laugh - really I did. And I plan to pass this one on to my sewing
group tonight.

But I also sighed - last year our local kindergarten was not allowed to
hold
"traditional" Christmas celebrations because our political leaders did not
want to risk offending any non-Christian locals!! My Buddhist friends
were
very surprised as they join us for Christmas celebrations, and share their
festivals with us. I'm not sure what is happening this year.

Oh, this age of political correctness. I vote for a little less
"correctness" and a little more "tolerance"!

Let's see...I could store it with my Christmas lights. No, that won't work.
We put up the replacement lights yesterday afternoon. Now I have to finish
the outside decorating today...and the wind chill factor is only
-20! Good timing huh? I think I'll work on some fabric bowls for a silent
auction later this week, get ready for my brother's visit, our small group
Christmas party food and gift instead. Why am I sitting at the computer??
Bye!
KJ

"Patti" wrote in message
...
That a super one, Kathyl! Thanks.
I think it should supersede the resurrected one in your library of jokes.
It is so different from the other two, and *very* funny, I think the three
of you should be a trio of jokes for next year. Just get together and hit
us with them g

Now, don't lose this one!! Perhaps print it out on actual paper? g
.
In message mjLkf.621650$xm3.596534@attbi_s21, KJ
writes


A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.

She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?" The clerk says,

"What denomination?" The woman says,

"God help us. Has it come to this?
Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists."





--
Best Regards
pat on the hill

In article mjLkf.621650$xm3.596534@attbi_s21,
"KJ" wrote:

A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.

She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?" The clerk says,

"What denomination?" The woman says,

"God help us. Has it come to this?
Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists."


groan
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