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OT - Damn women drivers
Hiya folks! Here's another funny from one of my quilting newslists...
-- Jo in Scotland ********************* this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of! trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and theTwins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers ! |
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Nice morning chuckle.
Gina in IL |
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too funny!
Helen in MN "Jo in Scotland" wrote in message om... Hiya folks! Here's another funny from one of my quilting newslists... -- Jo in Scotland ********************* this morning on the Interstate, |
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Big Jim and The Twins??????
spewwwwwwww Nurse Ratched (remove "cuckoo" from address to reply) If I ever need religion, I'll worship chocolate cake. |
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er, his "meat and two veg" m'dear..
I know--that's why I was spewing! Nurse Ratched also amused by the concept of "meat and two veg" |
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On 06 Mar 2004 20:15:38 GMT, uckoo (Nurse Ratched)
wrote: er, his "meat and two veg" m'dear.. I know--that's why I was spewing! Nurse Ratched also amused by the concept of "meat and two veg" Oops - hadn't seen your spew! Paul has been playing around with the screen size and layout and I now need a magnifying glass to read the screen... Can't believe you haven't heard of meat and two veg before... but then its prolly a "quaint" British saying... Suzie B -- "From the internet connection under the pier" Southend, UK -- Please remove NOSPAM when emailing me! http://community.webshots.com/user/suziekga |
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