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I was almost one son short today (yes, bead related!)
Well this family almost lost it's youngest (soon to be 3 year old if he
makes it that far) son. Home alone with them while DH was helping a friend. Fell asleep (oops on my part) Woke up and noticed kids were in my bedroom (where my beading/etc desk is) and the youngest had opened all of my purple seed beads (well, almost all), emptied them out on the carpeted floor AND peed on my desk (fortunately it was reasonably clean) Lucky for him I was able to control myself and let him live but now I'm stuck with a big dish of 15 different colors of purple to sort. Just what I was looking forward to doing over the next couple of days!!!! And they all came out of mostly full 2x3" ziplog baggies. AURGH!!!!!! But it could have been worse and been ALL my beads instead of just the purples. Hopefully someone will get a chuckle out of this. Looking back, I probably will. And if it had happened to anyone else I'd probably be a little amused. Oh, my aching neck!! "IlovemykidsIlovemykidsIlovemykidsIlovemykids IlovemykidsIlovemykidsIlovemykidsIlovemykids IlovemykidsIlovemykidsIlovemykidsIlovemykids IlovemykidsIlovemykidsIlovemykidsIlovemykids"* *chanting silently to myself over and over again! Later, Helen C |
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Hopefully someone will get a chuckle out of this. Looking back, I probably will. And if it had happened to anyone else I'd probably be a little amused. ! umm - yup chuckling away..... it is a miracle that kids live long enough to "grow up" when they pull little stunts like that! Cheryl last semester of lawschool! yipee! A HREF="http://www.dragonbeads.com" DRAGON BEADS /A Flameworked beads and glass http://www.dragonbeads.com/ |
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On Tue, 20 Apr 2004 00:34:40 GMT, "Helen C" wrote:
Well this family almost lost it's youngest (soon to be 3 year old if he makes it that far) son. Home alone with them while DH was helping a friend. Fell asleep (oops on my part) Woke up and noticed kids were in my bedroom (where my beading/etc desk is) and the youngest had opened all of my purple seed beads (well, almost all), emptied them out on the carpeted floor AND peed on my desk (fortunately it was reasonably clean) Lucky for him I was able to control myself and let him live Reminds me of the time my sister fell asleep. When she woke up she found my niece sitting in a puddle on the bathroom floor. The puddle consisted of all the shampoo the little tyke could reach, plus all the baby oil and baby powder. She had also found 3 or 4 tubes of lipstick and drawn all over herself, the walls and floor with them. Wanna guess how many gallons of water it took to remove all that gunk? How well I remember the trials and tribulations of a toddler with boundless energy and an exhausted mother..... so glad mine are in their 20s now..... Barbara Dream Master www.dreamweaverstudio.com If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans. Woody Allen |
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My daughter once woke up from a nap, found Mommy's Vaseline, and emptied
the contents all over herself and my bed. Vaseline, in case you've ever wondered, does not easily come out of sheets... My son, in a similar incident, once found the tub of Crisco at my best friend's house while she was on the phone... yeah. That was interesting! -Kalera http://www.beadwife.com http://www.snipurl.com/kebay Barbara Otterson wrote: On Tue, 20 Apr 2004 00:34:40 GMT, "Helen C" wrote: Well this family almost lost it's youngest (soon to be 3 year old if he makes it that far) son. Home alone with them while DH was helping a friend. Fell asleep (oops on my part) Woke up and noticed kids were in my bedroom (where my beading/etc desk is) and the youngest had opened all of my purple seed beads (well, almost all), emptied them out on the carpeted floor AND peed on my desk (fortunately it was reasonably clean) Lucky for him I was able to control myself and let him live Reminds me of the time my sister fell asleep. When she woke up she found my niece sitting in a puddle on the bathroom floor. The puddle consisted of all the shampoo the little tyke could reach, plus all the baby oil and baby powder. She had also found 3 or 4 tubes of lipstick and drawn all over herself, the walls and floor with them. Wanna guess how many gallons of water it took to remove all that gunk? How well I remember the trials and tribulations of a toddler with boundless energy and an exhausted mother..... so glad mine are in their 20s now..... Barbara Dream Master www.dreamweaverstudio.com If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans. Woody Allen |
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Helen C wrote:
Well this family almost lost it's youngest (soon to be 3 year old if he makes it that far) son. And people always asked *why* I never had any kids.... =:-o Arondelle -- ================================================== ========= To email me, empty the pond with a net Shop eBay with me: http://snipurl.com/3usr Visit Arondelle's Dream Worlds at: http://www.arondelle.com Read my Blog: http://www.angelfire.com/blog/arondelle/index.html |
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says... Helen C wrote: Well this family almost lost it's youngest (soon to be 3 year old if he makes it that far) son. And people always asked *why* I never had any kids.... =:-o SNORK! Sistah! Celine -- Handmade jewelry at http://www.rubylane.com/shops/starcat "Only the powers of evil claim that doing good is boring." -- Diane Duane, _Nightfall at Algemron_ |
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And people always asked *why* I never had any kids.... =:-o
Arondelle No one has ever asked me that, and I'll be 50 this year. Is that weird or what? ~~ Sooz ------- "Those in the cheaper seats clap. The rest of you rattle your jewelry." John Lennon (1940 - 1980) Royal Varieties Performance ~ Dr. Sooz's Bead Links http://airandearth.netfirms.com/soozlinkslist.html |
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snort Maybe it's because your friends are too polite to ask a question
that is totally none of their business? -Kalera http://www.beadwife.com http://www.snipurl.com/kebay Dr. Sooz wrote: And people always asked *why* I never had any kids.... =:-o Arondelle No one has ever asked me that, and I'll be 50 this year. Is that weird or what? ~~ Sooz ------- "Those in the cheaper seats clap. The rest of you rattle your jewelry." John Lennon (1940 - 1980) Royal Varieties Performance ~ Dr. Sooz's Bead Links http://airandearth.netfirms.com/soozlinkslist.html |
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Sounds like he needs to be the poster child for child abuse. LOL
Roxan "Helen C" wrote in message news:Ae_gc.29587$ru4.29731@attbi_s52... Well this family almost lost it's youngest (soon to be 3 year old if he makes it that far) son. Home alone with them while DH was helping a friend. Fell asleep (oops on my part) Woke up and noticed kids were in my bedroom (where my beading/etc desk is) and the youngest had opened all of my purple seed beads (well, almost all), emptied them out on the carpeted floor AND peed on my desk (fortunately it was reasonably clean) Lucky for him I was able to control myself and let him live but now I'm stuck with a big dish of 15 different colors of purple to sort. Just what I was looking forward to doing over the next couple of days!!!! And they all came out of mostly full 2x3" ziplog baggies. AURGH!!!!!! But it could have been worse and been ALL my beads instead of just the purples. Hopefully someone will get a chuckle out of this. Looking back, I probably will. And if it had happened to anyone else I'd probably be a little amused. Oh, my aching neck!! "IlovemykidsIlovemykidsIlovemykidsIlovemykids IlovemykidsIlovemykidsIlovemykidsIlovemykids IlovemykidsIlovemykidsIlovemykidsIlovemykids IlovemykidsIlovemykidsIlovemykidsIlovemykids"* *chanting silently to myself over and over again! Later, Helen C |
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