OT - Van Gogh Family Tree (put that coffee down before reading)

Van Gogh's Family Tree

His dizzy aunt -----------------------------------Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes -----------------------Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store ----Stop n Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia ---------------------U Gogh

The cousin from Illinois -------------------------- Chica Gogh

His magician uncle -------------------------Where-diddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin ----------------------------- A mee Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach------------Wells-far Gogh

The constipated uncle ------------------------------ Cant Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt -------------------------- Tang Gogh

The bird lover uncle -------------------------------Flamin Gogh

His nephew psychoanalyst ------------------------------ E Gogh

The fruit loving cousin -------------------------------Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking --------------- Way-to Gogh

The little bouncy nephew ----------------------------- Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco ------------------------------ Go Gogh

The Uncle With The Bad Prostate.................Slow-to Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in a van ---Winnie Bay Gogh

The cute little family Dog............ Din - Gogh

The old Grandma that played games........... Bin - Gogh

And his cousin was a drummer with the Beatles............ Rin- Gogh

The family had a special way they talked, it was called.......... Lin - Gogh

The Brother who worked at the shipping yard.............. Car - Gogh

The Cousin who was a nice police officer........... Let'em - Gogh

The Hitman Brother............. Gunner - Gogh

The Uncle with the Gambling problem............... Better - Gogh

The Cousin from Florida who sailed away with Bogey and Bacall.......Key
Lar - Gogh

The Brother who had a gas station .........Cit - Gogh

The Sister who would not trade with foreigners..........M. Bar - Gogh

The Uncle who ran away to Tahiti..........Pango Pan - Gogh

The Aunt who was a commercial graphic artist...........Lo - Gogh

The other Aunt who loved French seafood..............S. Car - Gogh


The Mother who smothered her kids with love.............Can't Let - Gogh

The Uncle who wrote Les Mis and rang dem bells at Notre Dame....Victor
Hugh-Gogh

The little Nephew who loved to build things with his toys........Leg - Gogh

And his Brother who loved Frozen waffles...................Egg - Gogh

Oh Yeah, The other Brother who bought the new truck......... Duran - Gogh

And this all just didn't seem......... Too Long-a - Gogh

And there ya Gogh!