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Abbot & Costello YOU NEED A COMPUTER? (fwd)
If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were ! alive today, their infamous sketch, "Who's on First?" might have turned out something like this: COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? CO`: No, the name's Lou. AB`: Your computer? CO`: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. AB`: Mac? CO`: I told you, my name's Lou. AB`: What about Windows? CO`: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? AB`: Do you want a computer with Windows? CO`: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows? AB`: Wallpaper. CO`: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. AB`: Software for Windows? CO`: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals track expenses and run my business. W! hat do you have? AB`: Office. CO`: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? AB`: I just did. CO`: You just did what? AB`: Recommend something. CO`: You recommended something? AB`: Yes. CO`: For my office? AB`: Yes. CO`: OK, what did you recommend for my office? AB`: Office. CO`: Yes, for my office! AB`: I recommend Office with Windows. CO`: I already have a! n office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? AB`: Word. CO`O: What word? AB`: Word in Office. CO`: The only word in office is office. AB`: The Word in Office for Windows. CO`: Which word in office for windows? AB`: The Word you get when you click the blue "W". CO`: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't star! t with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with? AB`: Money. CO`: That's right. What do you have? AB`: Money. CO`: I need money to track my money? AB`: It comes bundled with your computer. CO`: What's bundled with my computer? AB`: Money. CO`: Money comes with my computer? AB`: Yes. No extra charge. CO`: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much? AB`: One copy. CO`: Isn't it illegal to copy money? AB`: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money. CO`: They can give you a license to copy money? AB`: Why not? THEY OWN IT! (A few days later) AB`: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? CO`: How do I turn my computer off? AB`: Click on "START |
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Abbot & Costello YOU NEED A COMPUTER? (fwd)
I think I had this conversation with my parents. I've been heavily
involved with computers and networks since the mid-70s. They never did figure out what I did. LOL Shana |
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Abbot & Costello YOU NEED A COMPUTER? (fwd)
LOL This is cute... my son will love this! Abbott and Costello are his
favourite comedians from years ago... he falls on the floor laughing while watching them. ;o) Gemini "Mirjam Bruck-Cohen" wrote in message news:Pine.PCW.3.96.1060226070206.16630H-100000@bruck... If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were ! alive today, their infamous sketch, "Who's on First?" might have turned out something like this: COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? CO`: No, the name's Lou. AB`: Your computer? CO`: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. AB`: Mac? CO`: I told you, my name's Lou. AB`: What about Windows? CO`: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? AB`: Do you want a computer with Windows? CO`: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows? AB`: Wallpaper. CO`: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. AB`: Software for Windows? CO`: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals track expenses and run my business. W! hat do you have? AB`: Office. CO`: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? AB`: I just did. CO`: You just did what? AB`: Recommend something. CO`: You recommended something? AB`: Yes. CO`: For my office? AB`: Yes. CO`: OK, what did you recommend for my office? AB`: Office. CO`: Yes, for my office! AB`: I recommend Office with Windows. CO`: I already have a! n office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? AB`: Word. CO`O: What word? AB`: Word in Office. CO`: The only word in office is office. AB`: The Word in Office for Windows. CO`: Which word in office for windows? AB`: The Word you get when you click the blue "W". CO`: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't star! t with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with? AB`: Money. CO`: That's right. What do you have? AB`: Money. CO`: I need money to track my money? AB`: It comes bundled with your computer. CO`: What's bundled with my computer? AB`: Money. CO`: Money comes with my computer? AB`: Yes. No extra charge. CO`: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much? AB`: One copy. CO`: Isn't it illegal to copy money? AB`: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money. CO`: They can give you a license to copy money? AB`: Why not? THEY OWN IT! (A few days later) AB`: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? CO`: How do I turn my computer off? AB`: Click on "START |
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Abbot & Costello YOU NEED A COMPUTER? (fwd)
Mirjam, we did this as a skit at one of our meetings. What a hoot! Thanks
for bringing back a great memory. -- In Star love and friendship, Norma Woods D.D.G.M. District 21 "Mirjam Bruck-Cohen" wrote in message news:Pine.PCW.3.96.1060226070206.16630H-100000@bruck... If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were ! alive today, their infamous sketch, "Who's on First?" might have turned out something like this: COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? CO`: No, the name's Lou. AB`: Your computer? CO`: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. AB`: Mac? CO`: I told you, my name's Lou. AB`: What about Windows? CO`: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? AB`: Do you want a computer with Windows? CO`: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows? AB`: Wallpaper. CO`: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. AB`: Software for Windows? CO`: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals track expenses and run my business. W! hat do you have? AB`: Office. CO`: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? AB`: I just did. CO`: You just did what? AB`: Recommend something. CO`: You recommended something? AB`: Yes. CO`: For my office? AB`: Yes. CO`: OK, what did you recommend for my office? AB`: Office. CO`: Yes, for my office! AB`: I recommend Office with Windows. CO`: I already have a! n office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? AB`: Word. CO`O: What word? AB`: Word in Office. CO`: The only word in office is office. AB`: The Word in Office for Windows. CO`: Which word in office for windows? AB`: The Word you get when you click the blue "W". CO`: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't star! t with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with? AB`: Money. CO`: That's right. What do you have? AB`: Money. CO`: I need money to track my money? AB`: It comes bundled with your computer. CO`: What's bundled with my computer? AB`: Money. CO`: Money comes with my computer? AB`: Yes. No extra charge. CO`: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much? AB`: One copy. CO`: Isn't it illegal to copy money? AB`: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money. CO`: They can give you a license to copy money? AB`: Why not? THEY OWN IT! (A few days later) AB`: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? CO`: How do I turn my computer off? AB`: Click on "START |
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