ot - cowboy boots

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas . Bert had always
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots,
so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them at home.


Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,
'Notice anything different about me?'
Margaret looked him over. 'Nope' she said.

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked
back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything
different NOW?'


Margaret looked up and asked 'what's different? It's hanging down
today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again
tomorrow!'

Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN
MARGARET?'

'Nope', she replied.

'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!

Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'Should av bought a
hat, Bert, Should av bought a hat.'

I had to read this twice!! Spew alert!!!

LMAO!

amy in CNY