Al was ahead of his time

My brother struggled with addiction, of that there is no secret. Even
the most noble and intelligent amoung us has succumbed to the sweet
siren song of drugs. For Samuel Taylor Coleridge, it was opium. For
Rush Limbaugh, it was OxyContin. And for Al, toward the end of his
days, it was sauerkraut and Tang. All brilliant men are constantly
pushing their minds to the limit and drugs are merely a vehicle to
achieve that.

But it turns out Al was also protecting and caring for his body in the
event that the avian bird flu ever makes the big jump from birds to
humans. Please review:

http://tinyurl.com/d64zg

I suggest everyone Google up Al's old posts for other hidden pointers
as to how to take care of their bodies and more importantly, their
relationship with the Lord. If I can be of any assistance, please
contact me. Tonight is a bad night though. I will be sharing a heroin
needle with a friend who is coming out of town from Haiti. Then we will
engage in wanton unprotected anal sex while we watch "Bareback
Mountain" on my IPod. So tomorrow night or the next I will be available
for counsel.

Take care all. Stock up on S&T before it is too late.

Notal Kyder
xxxooo

Post your sh_t some place else
Dido

"Notal Kyder" wrote in message
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My brother struggled with addiction, of that there is no secret. Even
the most noble and intelligent amoung us has succumbed to the sweet
siren song of drugs. For Samuel Taylor Coleridge, it was opium. For
Rush Limbaugh, it was OxyContin. And for Al, toward the end of his
days, it was sauerkraut and Tang. All brilliant men are constantly
pushing their minds to the limit and drugs are merely a vehicle to
achieve that.

But it turns out Al was also protecting and caring for his body in the
event that the avian bird flu ever makes the big jump from birds to
humans. Please review:

http://tinyurl.com/d64zg

I suggest everyone Google up Al's old posts for other hidden pointers
as to how to take care of their bodies and more importantly, their
relationship with the Lord. If I can be of any assistance, please
contact me. Tonight is a bad night though. I will be sharing a heroin
needle with a friend who is coming out of town from Haiti. Then we will
engage in wanton unprotected anal sex while we watch "Bareback
Mountain" on my IPod. So tomorrow night or the next I will be available
for counsel.

Take care all. Stock up on S&T before it is too late.

Notal Kyder
xxxooo

"Notal Kyder" wrote in message
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My brother struggled with addiction, of that there is no secret. Even
the most noble and intelligent amoung us has succumbed to the sweet
siren song of drugs. For Samuel Taylor Coleridge, it was opium. For
Rush Limbaugh, it was OxyContin. And for Al, toward the end of his
days, it was sauerkraut and Tang. All brilliant men are constantly
pushing their minds to the limit and drugs are merely a vehicle to
achieve that.

Sauerkraut and Tang - Wouldn't that lead to a case of the orange vapours?

PM


But it turns out Al was also protecting and caring for his body in the
event that the avian bird flu ever makes the big jump from birds to
humans. Please review:

http://tinyurl.com/d64zg

I suggest everyone Google up Al's old posts for other hidden pointers
as to how to take care of their bodies and more importantly, their
relationship with the Lord. If I can be of any assistance, please
contact me. Tonight is a bad night though. I will be sharing a heroin
needle with a friend who is coming out of town from Haiti. Then we will
engage in wanton unprotected anal sex while we watch "Bareback
Mountain" on my IPod. So tomorrow night or the next I will be available
for counsel.

Take care all. Stock up on S&T before it is too late.

Notal Kyder
xxxooo