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Awww

I thought it was good to fatten up the trolls for troll stew Kate has a
delicious recipe
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Jessamy wrote:

Awww

I thought it was good to fatten up the trolls for troll stew Kate has a
delicious recipe

Posted again for the interested:

First posted in uk.rec.sheds...

Don ex RAF NBC kit found in old Lard Rover behind hayrick some time in
the last century. Have to hand one large wooden mallet.

Lie in wait for a few minutes behind Ye Shedde... When the troll
shambles past, bop it once or twice on the kneecap until it falls over:
truss with baling wire. Leave on one side for the nonce.

Discard NBC kit, and let the designated cooks don rubber gloves...

Build a large bonfire on a handy beach, and on it prop a goodly sized
cauldron. When the fire is good and hot, arrange several sacks of big
spuds in round the edge... Pour one pint of olive oil into the
cauldron. In turn, as you chop them, add the following ingredients:

4 kilos of Spanish onions
8 strings of garlic
43 red peppers
1 lb little hot red chilies, including the seeds
12 heads of celery
Give everything a good stir each time you add to the pot.

Then add:

12 large cans of red kidney beans, drained and rinsed
12 large cans of chick peas, similarly treated
12 large cans of chopped tomatoes (or squish up the not chopped sort)
2 full handfuls of mixed herbs
salt and pepper to taste
2 bottles of red Tobasco
1 bottle of Worcestershire sauce
1/2 a bag of soft brown sugar
1 small can of cocoa powder (NOT drinking chocolate!)

Give the whole lot a good stir. Serve with the baked spuds when done.
There should be enough for a whole beechmoot of shedizenz... The kids
might like a milder version on their spuds. Rinse the bowls and forks
out in the sea before packing them back in the (empty) cauldron to take
home.

What troll? Bugger, forgot it again! Oh... Just drag the skellington
down to the low water mark: the coastguards will think it's a whale and
give it to the queen for corsets.

We are having something similar for tea tonight... I will be adding a
horse shoe shaped German boiling sausage or a bit of bacon for flavour
and serving it with brown rice.

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