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June 14th 07, 05:39 PM
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Today's glass humor
A man was being inverviewed for a job in a stained glass studio.
"Can you bounce your running pliers off your workbench, spin in a circle and catch them?" the interviewer asks. "Sure," he replies, confused. "Can you quick draw your fid out of your belt, twirl it and slip it back into your belt like a gun?" "Yes," he answered, with more confidence. "If you cut yourself ten times a day on glass, do you let that slow you down?" "Never," he excitedly replies. "I don't care how many cuts I get, I just keep on working." "In that case, we can't use you." the interviewer says. "We already have six other people doing that now." 
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June 15th 07, 02:05 PM
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Today's glass humor
"Moonraker" wrote in message ... A man was being inverviewed for a job in a stained glass studio. "Can you bounce your running pliers off your workbench, spin in a circle and catch them?" the interviewer asks. "Sure," he replies, confused. "Can you quick draw your fid out of your belt, twirl it and slip it back into your belt like a gun?" "Yes," he answered, with more confidence. "If you cut yourself ten times a day on glass, do you let that slow you down?" "Never," he excitedly replies. "I don't care how many cuts I get, I just keep on working." "In that case, we can't use you." the interviewer says. "We already have six other people doing that now." That is no joke!! That is the real deal! and they are all "artists" if you ask them....
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June 15th 07, 08:54 PM
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Today's glass humor
Yeah...them Canadians are a strange bunch. Funny of sorts but still
strange. Moonraker wrote: A man was being inverviewed for a job in a stained glass studio. "Can you bounce your running pliers off your workbench, spin in a circle and catch them?" the interviewer asks. "Sure," he replies, confused. "Can you quick draw your fid out of your belt, twirl it and slip it back into your belt like a gun?" "Yes," he answered, with more confidence. "If you cut yourself ten times a day on glass, do you let that slow you down?" "Never," he excitedly replies. "I don't care how many cuts I get, I just keep on working." "In that case, we can't use you." the interviewer says. "We already have six other people doing that now."
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