I so hope this isnt the case else Ive got a Russian Bride on the way
and
I dont think I want or need one.......Will I be able to send her back?

No, no, Flossy--that's where you're wrong! EVERY woman needs a WIFE, to do for
us the kinds of things we do for our husbands. If she actually shows up, keep
her!!!

Nurse Ratched (remove "cuckoo" from address to reply)
We'll all get back to normal if we put our nation first,
But the trouble with "normal" is, it always gets worse. ~Bruce Cockburn