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Old January 27th 04, 09:54 PM
frood
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Arrr! The pirate's code says we dinna steal from each other.

However, if yer not joinin' us, then yer stash is fair game t' pilfer. I
hear ye got batiks...

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Wendy
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"Monique Reed" wrote in message
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Well, now, me hearty. It's not a case o' me bein' unwillin' t'
fondle batiks, it's just that I want t' be fondlin' ALL the batiks. Ye
get them all collected an' organized, lass, and me 'n' me crew'll come
alongsie, board ye, and take 'em all for meself!' As ye well know,
"share" don't be in the pirate's code, even if the code be more like
"suggestions."

And no o' that "parley" business, neither.

Arrrr,
Monique in TX

frood wrote:

Avast, ye landlubbers! I know there's more o' ye just dying to fondle

some
batiks. Join the fun o' the Pirate swap! Booty! Did I mention booty?

It's
not to late to sign up. Email me if you need more details.

--
Mad Jenny Bonney, the Pirate Swapper
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"frood" wrote in message
m...
Notice this is not marked "OT" because it's not! Arr!

Ahoy, Mateys! Relief from the Winter doldrums is at hand! All of you

in
cold-weather climes are tired of the cold, and everyone else is tired

of
the
complaints about cold. Tends to take the fun out o' slatherin' suntan

lotion
on the cat, ya know.

So, avast ye seadogs and landlubbers alike, 'tis time for a swap! And

I'll
try to keep the pirate-speak to a minimum, but no guarantees! Arrr!

These are the Official Rules. If you don't play by the rules, you'll

be
keelhauled and sent down to Davy Jones' locker to feed the fishes. If

you
are thinking "oh, that doesn't mean *me*" you are addlepated and

wrong!
Others are counting on equal participation by all players.

1) We are swapping Fat Eighths or FEs (18"x 11"{1/4WOF - see Note 1

below})
of 100% cotton batik fabric. Not fabric *printed* to look like batiks,

but
really honest-to-goodness batik (see Note 2 below). Please measure and

cut
carefully. If your fabric is noticeably wonky or short of 18", it will

be
sent back to you, unswapped, accompanied by a pirate wielding a cat

o'nine
tails.

2) We are swapping sets of 8 FEs. You may send up to 3 sets, if you

use
DIFFERENT fabrics for each set. I cannot guarantee you will get back 3
completely different sets, but I'll try. So, you send me 8 FEs of the

same
fabric, and you get back 8 FEs of fabric, all different.

3) I prefer to swap washed, ironed (but NOT starched) fabric. If for

some
reason, you cannot wash your fabric before you send it, please mark

*each*
FE with a note that says "not washed"!!!!! I will be washing my

fabric,
and
I live in a smoke-free home. Your fabric will be fondled, at least by

me,
and if you are very lucky and have good taste, me swabbies Giles and

Spike
will give it a fondle, too! However, all fabric will be kept in

excellent
condition. I do have a dog, but he is not allowed free access to

fabric,
and
I will do my best to keep his fur away from all swaps.

4) Send your fabric in a plastic bag, or other wrapping (I see

saran-type
wrap alot), to keep it safe on it's journey, and enclose your name and
address in the wrapping, in case of envelope rippage. Use a separate

baggie
for each set, please. Send a self-addressed envelope with return

postage
(not metered!!!) in with your swap.

5) Non-USA participants email me for mailing instructions.

6) Mail your package so it arrives in my hands by Feb. 10, and I will

mail
the swaps back out by Feb. 13th. (Arrr! It's not an unlucky day for
pirates!) This gives even overseas procrastinators time to

participate.

7) Email me privately to sign up and get my mailing address.

8) If you sign up, but find you cannot participate, please send me a

note
to let me know not to expect anything from you. Stuff happens, no big.

But
a
note will give me a heads up, so I don't sit by the mailbox, harassing

me
landlubber mailman w' me cutlass everyday. Tends to make him edgy.


NOTE 1: To cut the FEs, cut 4 FQs in half, parallel to the selvedge

to
make
8 pieces each 18" by 1/4WOF. Four of these pieces will have

selvedges, 4
will not. If you need more detailed instructions, email me.

To ensure that you have 1 yard of washed fabric, since a small amount

of
shrinkage is possible, I advise buying a bit more than 1 yard. If you

buy
1
1/2 yards, not only will you have the right amount to swap, you will

get
to
keep a large piece for yourself. Batik does not shrink much, since it

has
been boiled, however some LQSs are not terribly accurate at cutting.

I'd
hate for a swap to be rejected because the store clerk's glasses were
crooked. Arrr.

Note 2: Cotton batik fabrics are made by applying a design with wax,

using
stamps or painting tools, then dyeing the fabric. The fabric is boiled

to
remove the wax, and the underlying color is revealed. The wax resists

the
dye. The fabric can be dyed, then have wax applied, then dyed again,
allowing for multiple color designs. One of the characteristics of

batiks
is
that both sides of the fabric are almost identical. There is no

obvious
"wrong" side of the fabric. Another characteristic is that there is

very
little give, or stretch, to the fabric. We are *NOT* swapping rayon

batiks.
Although those are gorgeous fabrics, that is not what this swap is

about.

Questions? Email me, Mad Jenny Bonney the Pirate Swapper (aka frood

aka
Wendy) : MamaBoo at GriffinsFlight dot com And no, that's not a

Nancy-boy
email address. Arrr!
--
Wendy
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