Now that is a work of art and a joy forever!

I shall plagarise this immediately, if you don't mind. But I take
your caveat seriously.

Don't forget to spray it liberally, now, with waterproofing so that it
won't spoil in the wear and tear of life.

Think Hiking shops and waterproofing backpacks. It works really well,
and saves things staining, or getting ingrained dirt.

Nel
(GQ)