but think of the people you'll impress with it!

Then again, I divorced one once....

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Julia Altshuler wrote:

I make a game of it. I give myself a point for each spam message I
delete without reading and subtract a point for each one I miss and open
before realizing it is spam.

Some are easy. If the subject line reads "perspective Carribean elegy
doughnut," and I've never heard of the sender, I know to delete that
right away. Likewise for "VI*agr!a" and "$$$loseweight now." Some are
harder. I might be tempted to open something that says "blast from the
past" sent by a name that looks familiar. It could be spam, but it
could be some old friend I haven't heard from in 20 years wondering if
I'm the person she remembers. So I open it and give myself a dope slap
if it there's an offer to enlarge my penis inside. I total up at the
end of the day. I always win. I get 15-30 spam messages a day and only
open one every now and then.

--Lia

Hehehe! I always think that if I used all those penis enlargement
offers, it would be the size of the tower of Big Ben by now, and I'd
need all the Viagra to keep it up! On the other hand, I'd have serious
difficulty reaching the sewing machine round it!

And being female, I'm not sure I need a thing that big...
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